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1. A girl with a flatt booty.
2. A fat girl with a flat ass who waddles when she walks
3. Character in Batman movie played by danny devito
HAHA that girl is flat in the back. She is a damn penquin
Penquin by CuteNPudgy July 26, 2005
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To walk with pants around the ankles.
As she stops in the middle of my blowjob and walks away, I run like a penquin with my pants around my ankles,
hey were you goin?
penquin by PR September 3, 2005
A.k.a. Principal that is fat.
Mrs. Goddard waddles down the hall like a penquin.
Penquin by 1 December 5, 2003
A penquin is a term for people who are penguins and like penguins but they are actually not a penguin and are tryhard so they are called a penquin because a Q is a tryhard letter that looks like a G. This is the correct definition so don't try to deny it. Signing off by a real penquin.
Waddup Penquin
Penquin by PenguinDravenMain December 16, 2018
(n) A penguin that is capable of flying
Person 1: Whoa! That's no ordinary penguin, its flying.
Person 2: It must be a penquin, I've never seen one before!
Penquin by Penquin34 December 24, 2022

Retarded Penquin 

When you sneak up behind a retarded person and pull his pants down around his ankles and yell "ICE CREAM!!"..... in his excitement He begins running aimlessly .....however due to the fact that his pants are around his ankles he instead waddles around much like a retarded penquin would
"Hey tom lets go follow those kids that just got off the short bus and pull a couple retarded penquins on them "

Cum penguin 

when a chick is laying on her stomach and you cum on her back in a igloo. Also refers to an adult spinoff of club penguin.
I hit up a bitch on club penguin and we met up by the igloos. She started sliding around and I did a cum penguin on her.
Cum penguin by That fuck boi February 17, 2017
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