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To walk with pants around the ankles.
As she stops in the middle of my blowjob and walks away, I run like a penquin with my pants around my ankles,
hey were you goin?
penquin by PR September 3, 2005
A.k.a. Principal that is fat.
Mrs. Goddard waddles down the hall like a penquin.
Penquin by 1 December 5, 2003
A penquin is a term for people who are penguins and like penguins but they are actually not a penguin and are tryhard so they are called a penquin because a Q is a tryhard letter that looks like a G. This is the correct definition so don't try to deny it. Signing off by a real penquin.
Waddup Penquin
Penquin by PenguinDravenMain December 16, 2018
(n) A penguin that is capable of flying
Person 1: Whoa! That's no ordinary penguin, its flying.
Person 2: It must be a penquin, I've never seen one before!
Penquin by Penquin34 December 24, 2022

Retarded Penquin 

When you sneak up behind a retarded person and pull his pants down around his ankles and yell "ICE CREAM!!"..... in his excitement He begins running aimlessly .....however due to the fact that his pants are around his ankles he instead waddles around much like a retarded penquin would
"Hey tom lets go follow those kids that just got off the short bus and pull a couple retarded penquins on them "

Cum penguin 

when a chick is laying on her stomach and you cum on her back in a igloo. Also refers to an adult spinoff of club penguin.
I hit up a bitch on club penguin and we met up by the igloos. She started sliding around and I did a cum penguin on her.
Cum penguin by That fuck boi February 17, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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