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Pennley is an unusual name but If you meet one they are very loyal and normally quiet but now shy. They might end up having a special talent or be very good and doing something you thought they weren’t good at. If you become friends with one. Never let them go for they are surprisingly amazing friends
Pennley is an amazing person
I know right!? I’m so lucky to be their friend.
Pennley by Anatalie_brandon May 22, 2021
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Sex machine: extra padding is included/required.
The dumbass was actually a pendley last night.
pendley by dude1976 January 14, 2008
Otherwise known as "Puhneesha", "Penn State", or "Lil' Penn". The name of the most beautiful girl you know. Rumor has it she is half (Persian) goddess and half human. She is intelligent, adorable, and witty. She has a bootylicious body that makes her a "dime". On top of all of this, she can hold an intellectual conversation. If you know a Penney, you best be makin' moves.
Guy 1: "Yo, you know that Penney chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she's like perfect!"
Guy 1: "MMMMMM!! Oh hell yeah. She can git ittt!!"
Penney by FrankRoberts December 23, 2011

alex penney

a fat child who is too fat to walk in a grocery store and uses the wheel chairs and likes to eat burritos and has cousins beat up little Russian kids during a pick up football game
holy crap look at that Alex Penney!!!!
alex penney by runescape222 December 30, 2008

Dee. L Penney 

A Dee Penney is not just a BADASS he is the baddest of all badasses. There is no exception to this ever! In fact he is such a badass most people call him the Pirate of all pirates the only ones who don’t are know as bitches! The Dee Penney will be respected.
The Dee. L Penney is the baddest, of all badasses no exceptions.
penneys is a cool kid
penneys by billy eck January 11, 2004

penney knocker 

someone who sucks off people with red hair
penney knocker by knob poo May 8, 2009
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