Skip to main content

Penney

Otherwise known as "Puhneesha", "Penn State", or "Lil' Penn". The name of the most beautiful girl you know. Rumor has it she is half (Persian) goddess and half human. She is intelligent, adorable, and witty. She has a bootylicious body that makes her a "dime". On top of all of this, she can hold an intellectual conversation. If you know a Penney, you best be makin' moves.
Guy 1: "Yo, you know that Penney chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she's like perfect!"
Guy 1: "MMMMMM!! Oh hell yeah. She can git ittt!!"
by FrankRoberts December 23, 2011
mugGet the Penney mug.

penney

top molongoloid, noone exceeds him
penney is just penney, he knows whats best for the team.
by a new couch December 8, 2020
mugGet the penney mug.

penney knocker

someone who sucks off people with red hair
by knob poo May 8, 2009
mugGet the penney knocker mug.

Penney's Worth

Penney’s worth: Much greater than a penny’s worth or anyone’s “two cents.” Imagine one million dollars multiplied by 1,735. Well, a "Penney's worth" is infinitely more than that. It takes someone very special to posess this ability to have a "Penney's worth".
Oh hey, look it is Miss Penney, whenever she speaks we know she will always put in her Penney's worth!
by penneyORpenny? November 30, 2011
mugGet the Penney's Worth mug.

alex penney

a fat child who is too fat to walk in a grocery store and uses the wheel chairs and likes to eat burritos and has cousins beat up little Russian kids during a pick up football game
by runescape222 December 30, 2008
mugGet the alex penney mug.

Dee. L Penney

A Dee Penney is not just a BADASS he is the baddest of all badasses. There is no exception to this ever! In fact he is such a badass most people call him the Pirate of all pirates the only ones who don’t are know as bitches! The Dee Penney will be respected.
The Dee. L Penney is the baddest, of all badasses no exceptions.
by Baddest badasses May 7, 2020
mugGet the Dee. L Penney mug.

Penny Rubbing

1.) To use one's pointy finger (digitus secundus) and middle finger (digitus medius) in a rubbing manner with the thumb to attend to one's genitals.

2.) The money gesture, only done with the meatus of the penis in the middle.

- Penny Rubbing is primarily done outside of the pants or from within a pocket.
Yo Rob! Quit PENNY RUBBING while you're cooking dinner.

As Rob listened to his girlfriend mindlessly dribble, he was penny rubbing, allowing proper aeration and ventilation to the folds of his scrotum.
by Rob....? Later. October 19, 2011
mugGet the Penny Rubbing mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email