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JC Pennys is here because of me! 

A way to show that you are powerful. A way to win an argument, or show superiority.
Hell I brought the photomat, the 7-11. JC Pennys is here because of me!
Otherwise known as "Puhneesha", "Penn State", or "Lil' Penn". The name of the most beautiful girl you know. Rumor has it she is half (Persian) goddess and half human. She is intelligent, adorable, and witty. She has a bootylicious body that makes her a "dime". On top of all of this, she can hold an intellectual conversation. If you know a Penney, you best be makin' moves.
Guy 1: "Yo, you know that Penney chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she's like perfect!"
Guy 1: "MMMMMM!! Oh hell yeah. She can git ittt!!"
Penney by FrankRoberts December 23, 2011
the plural of penny as defined by a college student.
i have 100 pennys or 1 dollar
pennys by tweedex March 4, 2009

J R Pennysworth

J R Pennysworth
is a code name for a cannabis spliff.
Coming from the term
Joint -> shortened to -> 'J'
Then Lengthened in comical situations
"Fancy going for a J R Pennysworth?"
"Why the sophisticated tone?"
"Fine, don't have any!"
J R Pennysworth by Roachhh January 16, 2009

jc pennys goth

a 8-12 year old who wears black/dark shirts from jc pennys.
its ok to be a jc pennys goth when you are young, but anyone over 12 really shouldnt. if so, there are just a loser kid. they're often "normal"
that stupid kid in the new willy wonka is such a jc pennys goth, that tried to make him look all tough
jc pennys goth by shanie-boy December 1, 2006

pennys on a dollar 

i am going to buy this truck for pennys on a dollar
pennys on a dollar by ErichX April 21, 2009