Otherwise known as "Puhneesha", "Penn State", or "Lil' Penn". The name of
the most beautiful girl you know. Rumor has it she is half (Persian) goddess and half human. She is intelligent, adorable, and witty. She has a bootylicious body that makes her a "dime". On top of all of this, she can hold an
intellectual conversation. If you know a Penney, you best be makin' moves.