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penits
penits by baboon(^o^)sack March 17, 2025
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penit • penis • penis wrinkle • penis fly trap • penis envy • Penis Colada • Penis-Fart • penis head • penis butter • Penis music
Guacamole nigga penis
Some real nigga shit
Guacamole nigga penis by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019
Pilgrim Penis
Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020
puff penis
A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.
Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."
puff penis by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017
penis travelogues
Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.
penis travelogues by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010
Urban Penis Tionary
Urban Penis Tionary by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
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