Penitch

A subtle way of saying you have an itch on your penis.

"Man, my junk itches, ive gotta take care of this penitch"

Penitch by La5513 April 12, 2022

I slammed my penith in the car door 

you slammed your penith in the car door

"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"

I slammed my penith in the car door by big bald obama October 7, 2021

penith 

Penith ith the male thexual organ.

"She thaid my penith was thmall and my lithp was anoying"

penith by Max December 16, 2003

I thlammed my penith in the car door 

a term most commonly used when one slams their genitalia in the door of a locomotive, or when you're a duck fighting a dog.

I thlammed my penith in the car door

*slams*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I thlammed my penith in the car door by CrungleChugger97 September 21, 2021

I thlammed my penith in the car door 

A ridiculous stupid Youtube video that brings back memories of when Youtube was...ridiculously stupid. It must be seen to be believed.

Daffy Duck: I thlammed my penith in the car door.
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!

*Car door slamming*

"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"

*Daffy dies*

I thlammed my penith in the car door by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021

penichillin'

A euphoric state of one's body and mind in total relaxation due to the use of antibiotic drugs.

The doctor said I had a parasite and thanks to the meds they gave me, I'm just penichillin'.

penichillin' by Johnny Shortwicks January 1, 2012

penisch 

the word penis but with a lisp ;D

that perschon is a big penisch!

That person is a big penis.

penisch by ...sch July 8, 2009