Skip to main content

penishopper 

A penishopper is basically a slut. A woman who has sex with a lot of men in one night jumping from dick to dick
Sally: I had sex with 12 guys last night and i still look better than you !
Rose: Boy Sally you are such a penishopper. Thanks a lot!
penishopper by lil lou xxx May 2, 2010

penis chomper

guy 1: i got sick bj last night
guy 2: me too, from a chick called tiana
guy 1: oh no she is epic sluz, she also blew me... what a penis chomper
penis chomper by pillie May 16, 2009

penishumper 

a person peferbly women who like to hump huge dicks
my ex nina was a huge penishumper
penishumper by LizCorpse October 15, 2007

penischomp

to chomp a penis and bite it off
yay i like to penischomp because i have a collection of dicks in my closet
penischomp by caprisun man September 21, 2007

penischopper 

The penischopper is a device created in c++ designed to bring your penis down to size. ( = we were teaching phiz how to program and that was his var )
#include <iostream>

using namespace::std;

int main( void )
{
char penischopper10;

cout << "Enter some letters for the penischopper: ";

if( !strcmp( "h4x", penischopper ) )
{
cout << "OMG YOUR WEWE FIT??!\n\n\n\a";
}
else
{
cout << "OMG CHOPPED HAHAHAHAHA\n\t\a";
}

return -190092371958172;
}

or

omg, penischopper10 will your wewe fit ??????? you loose at life FAG BALLS

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019