Penisrice

When your dick is as big and wide as a grain of rice

Penisrice by weeeeee September 24, 2004

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Penisilent

When the male member starts disobeying orders

Marcia and Ben were seeking consummation until Ben's member became flaccid and penisilent

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A fucking whorehouse filled with midgets and teenagers who lose their virginity at 13. All the teachers are peadophiles.

I went to Penrice Academy for a day and left with a pregnant son.

The real surname of any tranny that adopted a second name as “Rodrigues”.

Did you see this new tranny porn movie called “Adriana Penisrigues vs. William Carioca”? The is te best shemale clip ever made.

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To be a penis, or to be difficult and hard to work with...

Jim: The sky is blue
Bob: why??
Jim: because the atmosphere makes it that way
Bob: Why
Jim: ... Stop being penisive you penis

penisive by octocat September 20, 2012

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A penislicker is one who licks penis on a regular basis, or one who enjoys such activity immensely.

NATHAN: John, you're such a fucking penislicker.
JOHN: Go to hell Nathan.

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The result of freezing ones genitals in one's own cum.

Bob the Rapist: "That chick promised me a blowjob, so I made her a penisicle to suck on."

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