penilizer

1. Someone who is authoritarian, and doles out justice with a slap to the face with a cold piece of ham or meat.
2. From the notorious individual "The Almighty Penilizer" in the 1820s, who dealt criminals a blow about the face and shoulders, usually with a cold cut of beef. Refers to anyone who wields meat as a weapon.

3. A surprise attack, leaving one stunned or possibly knocked unconscious.

"Was that a penilizer, just now?"

"That chief of justice is a real penilizer."

"I bet he thinks he's a regular penilizer, waving around that sausage like he owns the place!"

"A plane? A train? A UFO? No! Its Penilizer!!!!"

by Follower of The Might of P. July 20, 2009

penilised

To have recieved a penis into any given orific

Mate, I wouldn't go down the park after night time. Theres a good chance you will get penilised

by crazysteve1986 September 4, 2009

penilized

penilized means to be 'screwed' or 'fucked' whether you liked it or not

Why should this group get away with the same things other groups were penilized for?

by word warlock October 2, 2010

penilize

The act of drawing or otherwise rendering the image of a penis or a penis and testicles on something, usually someone else's property, as a means of playing a prank.

Damn, some asshole penilized my notebook.

by JSF87 April 26, 2012

penisize

1. (verb) To grab a male's crotch, usually in an attempt to grab the penis. Can be done for any reason but is usually done out of perversion or immaturity.

2. (verb) To act in a flaming gay manner.

1. Don't you ever penisize me again, that's just gross.

2. Quit penisizing, man, that's not cool.

by PvtChurch May 8, 2005

penalized

wakeing up with a drawing of a penis on your face; regularly drawn with a black perminant marker

I was penalized after passing out in homeboys kitchen

by billy ;) August 12, 2008

penilized

waking up to a giant penis on your face; usualy drawn with a black perminant marker

that nikka Rodney penilized me after i passed out on his couch

by GBL August 12, 2008