Masturbator

im guessing about...maybe 98% of the world population? maybe just america...

by cherrypopscle007 August 15, 2003

Masturbator

1.) a person who practices masturbation on a regular basis.
2.) One who regularlly excites one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.

Uncle Fucker, the masturbator from Decatur, masturbates every day when he sees Kelly Ripa on TV.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 19, 2003

Masturbator

Someone who is an excellent bait user when fishing. These people enjoy a simple life and usually do not like inappropriate online content.

Person1: Hey, did you see the latest video on Pornhub?
Person2: Eww, no way, I'm a masturbator
Person1: Oh, so do you like fishing?
Person2: nO, i'M a MaStUrBaToR tHaT dOeSn'T lIkE fIsHiNg. Yes I love fishing!
Person3: Hey guys, what's going on?
Person1: Shut the fuck up!
Person2: Yea, nobody likes you!

by Staac October 11, 2019

Masturbator

a master baiter on a fishing boat,

Jon has become a masturbator, he is no longer just the baiters aprentice

by c.w.b.b.w.c. May 10, 2006

Masturbator

masturbator is something you’d be called if your a pro master of baiting,

timmy : yo!!>> my mom called me a masturbator
mike hawk : cool my homie, now let’s go be pro masturbators and go bait people,

by hawksucker November 09, 2023

masturbate

Act people commit when browsing Urban Dictionary

All these definitions make me want to masturbate

by 32121 July 22, 2016

masturbating

What you're doing when using urban dictionary.

I'm masturbating.

by ccthz January 27, 2021