im guessing about...maybe 98% of the world population? maybe just america...
by cherrypopscle007 August 15, 2003
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1.) a person who practices masturbation on a regular basis.
2.) One who regularlly excites one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.
Uncle Fucker, the masturbator from Decatur, masturbates every day when he sees Kelly Ripa on TV.
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Someone who is an excellent bait user when fishing. These people enjoy a simple life and usually do not like inappropriate online content.
Person1: Hey, did you see the latest video on Pornhub?
Person2: Eww, no way, I'm a masturbator
Person1: Oh, so do you like fishing?
Person2: nO, i'M a MaStUrBaToR tHaT dOeSn'T lIkE fIsHiNg. Yes I love fishing!
Person3: Hey guys, what's going on?
Person1: Shut the fuck up!
Person2: Yea, nobody likes you!
by Staac October 12, 2019
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Jon has become a masturbator, he is no longer just the baiters aprentice
by c.w.b.b.w.c. April 29, 2006
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I'm masturbating.
by ccthz January 28, 2021
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To stimulate the genitals for a jolt of pleasure (orgasm).
John wanted to masturbate, so he clicked on the computer in the darkly lit room. He typed “porn hub” into the search bar and took off his jeans. He quickly took off his boxers and let his dick feel the fresh air. He clicked the most popular result and started watching the porn.
He felt his dick harden when he got to the sex. He felt aroused, so he started to wank. It filled him up with pleasure. The head of his dick became covered with precum and he started wanking faster. It felt so good to him. He started to stroke it and rub it. His penis was dripping with precum.

He felt his dick become heavy and the head full. The threesome on the screen were arousing John even more. John let out a deep moan of pleasure and a hot stream of jizz sprayed out of his member. Semen covered his lap, as his dick bobbled around to let out a few more spurts of cum. He kept wanking, then his door opened. John was so scared, he almost ripped his dick off.
His dick layed flaccid across his naked legs, then he walked to the bathroom, his legs coated with semen.
by Well, shit. December 22, 2017
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All these definitions make me want to masturbate
by 32121 July 23, 2016
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