Person1: Hey, did you see the latest video on Pornhub?
Person2: Eww, no way, I'm a masturbator
Person1: Oh, so do you like
fishing?
Person2: nO, i'M a MaStUrBaToR tHaT dOeSn'T lIkE
fIsHiNg. Yes I love
fishing!
Person3: Hey guys, what's going on?
Person1: Shut the fuck up!
Person2: Yea, nobody likes you!