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penilized 

waking up to a giant penis on your face; usualy drawn with a black perminant marker
that nikka Rodney penilized me after i passed out on his couch
penilized by GBL August 12, 2008
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Penilized 

Being punished or penalized because you're a woman by unsympathetic males in the work place.
"When I returned, my boss and coworkers penilized me for having to take maternity leave."
Penilized by krystdopey December 2, 2010
To have recieved a penis into any given orific
Mate, I wouldn't go down the park after night time. Theres a good chance you will get penilised
penilised by crazysteve1986 September 4, 2009

penilize 

The act of drawing or otherwise rendering the image of a penis or a penis and testicles on something, usually someone else's property, as a means of playing a prank.
penilize by JSF87 April 26, 2012

penisize 

1. (verb) To grab a male's crotch, usually in an attempt to grab the penis. Can be done for any reason but is usually done out of perversion or immaturity.

2. (verb) To act in a flaming gay manner.
1. Don't you ever penisize me again, that's just gross.

2. Quit penisizing, man, that's not cool.
penisize by PvtChurch May 8, 2005

penalized 

wakeing up with a drawing of a penis on your face; regularly drawn with a black perminant marker
I was penalized after passing out in homeboys kitchen
penalized by billy ;) August 12, 2008
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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