Penisitta

A lady with surprise between her legs or a very noisy little girl

Ann is a penisitta! Didn't you know that?
My little sister is a big penisitta, always screamin' and shoutin' around

Penisitta by Davis Gooch February 23, 2023

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Penisity

A relative measure of how much of a dick a person is.

Depending on your preferred news source, Mitt Romney may have higher or lower penisity as compared to Barrack Obama.

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The overcompensation for having a smaller dick by being an even bigger one.

"I think that rude prick with the obnoxiously oversized truck suffers from penisitis."

penisitis by tah-dard! September 26, 2011

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The art of taking a photograph of a scenic item (ie; Flower Arrangement)that cleverly has your penis displayed in a stealthy fashion.

Hey Bob, I saw your latest penistealthography picture hanging on your Mother Inlaws livingroom wall, ya think she will ever notice it?

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Verb.

To penetrate someone with a penis, typically your own.

I'm going to call up that hooker, on craigslist, and penistrate her for $150 an hour.

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My eleven year old brother is a penisite being that he has not yet reached puberty.

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