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penistrate 

Verb.

To penetrate someone with a penis, typically your own.
I'm going to call up that hooker, on craigslist, and penistrate her for $150 an hour.
penistrate by Margeret Shadowski August 30, 2008
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Penetrate The Owl 

Anything you want it to fucking mean.
Lets go Penetrate The Owl.
Yeah, lets go!
When your pussy is penetrated by a dick
he grabs you and pushes you against a wall as you both give each other devilish smiles. You trace his shirt slowly down to his waist as he rubs his dick against your wet pussy. He places his hands on your hips as you put your hand under his jeans and down below. You feel his hard erected dick and smile at him evilly. You slowly unzip his pants and then his jeans so that his horniness intensifies. He then rips your skirt off and your pants off and licks his lips at your pussy. He throws you onto the bed and as you land with a thud he pins your arms down next to you and he'd tease your pussy with his dick as you kiss him. You moan and pull him down as he penetrates your pussy. You sound a huge inhale as you press your titties against his chest waiting for him to penetrate deeper

Penetratee 

How are you and your new girlfriend getting on?

We started off as friends but now shes my Penetratee
Penetratee by shitwind August 28, 2007
To break into.
The wall was not penetrated by my punch.
penetrate by Snugglefuss August 10, 2018

double ball penitration 

When having sex with a girl you put your balls into her butt hole. Caution dont not let her tighten her butt muscles hard this can result in a broken ball or two. If your having anal sex try inserting your balls in to her vagina. Variants include single ball penitration, and the more common zero ball penitration.
Obama -"I was having sex with this pornstar in my dreams and she told me to insert my balls in her ass ."

Clinton-" Me and hillary call that double ball penitration"

Penistrain 

A huge fuckoff penis with wheels,
Toot Toot inCOMING Penistrain!!
Penistrain by Penistrain March 2, 2010
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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