Peniseptic

An sterilizing cream to clean the gunk and grime off of one's filthy, slimy penis

After a long night of pounding a gross pussy, Chad applied a peniseptic cream to his wang to moisturize and exfoliate his junk

Peniseptic by D Flawless January 11, 2021

pepileptic 

A cheerleader or dancer who lacks rhythm and moves spastically while cheering or dancing.

Weezy can't sync with the other cheerleaders. Her spastic motions make her a pepileptic.

pepileptic by Slight Return December 15, 2008

Penkleptic 

A person whom pathologically pilfers pens.

Have a sammich and watch Bro; Dre goin Penkleptic, check out the pocket full of ink shes been jackin from the desk monkeys.

Penkleptic by DrE*vil February 12, 2012

Penisticles

The collective term for a mans penis and testicles. Much more efficient since it is one word.

I had to get a physical today. The worst part is having to drop my pants and expose my penisticles so that the doctor could check for a hernia.

Penisticles by thatoneguywhoeatskids April 19, 2015

Peniseption 

A male having sex with a female transgender, since her vagina was once a penis. A penis within a penis.

Peniseption, A penis in a transgender vagina

Peniseption by Jundicat June 6, 2015

penistic winker 

its a relatively non affensive insult taking the words 'penis' and wanker' and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.

man 'oh, this idiot stole my car and killed my dog'

man2 'what a penistic winker'

penistic winker by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009

pepileptic 

A person who is so addicted to pepsi that they experience the mental and phsyical symptoms of a person going through withdrawal from drugs or that of a person who if drank water would probably mealt due to contamination. These people often times experience seizures if gone with out having pepsi for more than 1 hour. More extreme cases have lead to sugar poisioning, ulcers and even death.

Oh my god!! If I don't get some god damn pepsi into me, I think I'm going to go into and pepileptic shock.

pepileptic by Lil Angel May 17, 2006