Penkleptic 

A person whom pathologically pilfers pens.

Have a sammich and watch Bro; Dre goin Penkleptic, check out the pocket full of ink shes been jackin from the desk monkeys.

Penkleptic by DrE*vil February 12, 2012

pepileptic 

A cheerleader or dancer who lacks rhythm and moves spastically while cheering or dancing.

Weezy can't sync with the other cheerleaders. Her spastic motions make her a pepileptic.

pepileptic by Slight Return December 15, 2008

pepileptic 

A person who is so addicted to pepsi that they experience the mental and phsyical symptoms of a person going through withdrawal from drugs or that of a person who if drank water would probably mealt due to contamination. These people often times experience seizures if gone with out having pepsi for more than 1 hour. More extreme cases have lead to sugar poisioning, ulcers and even death.

Oh my god!! If I don't get some god damn pepsi into me, I think I'm going to go into and pepileptic shock.

pepileptic by Lil Angel May 17, 2006

Penileprickaton 

Another word for useless or shit faced on drugs usually used against people named Nathan

Nathan you dirty Penileprickaton

Nathan your such a horrible Penileprickaton

Penileprickaton by RegoesDragonFire January 4, 2018

Peniseptic

An sterilizing cream to clean the gunk and grime off of one's filthy, slimy penis

After a long night of pounding a gross pussy, Chad applied a peniseptic cream to his wang to moisturize and exfoliate his junk

Peniseptic by D Flawless January 11, 2021

Penileticklement 

To apply tickling to someone, or something penis.

He had a heart attack due to overuse of penileticklement.

Penileticklement by anonymous July 16, 2024