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pepileptic 

A cheerleader or dancer who lacks rhythm and moves spastically while cheering or dancing.
Weezy can't sync with the other cheerleaders. Her spastic motions make her a pepileptic.
pepileptic by Slight Return December 15, 2008

pepileptic 

A person who is so addicted to pepsi that they experience the mental and phsyical symptoms of a person going through withdrawal from drugs or that of a person who if drank water would probably mealt due to contamination. These people often times experience seizures if gone with out having pepsi for more than 1 hour. More extreme cases have lead to sugar poisioning, ulcers and even death.
Oh my god!! If I don't get some god damn pepsi into me, I think I'm going to go into and pepileptic shock.
pepileptic by Lil Angel May 17, 2006

Penileprickaton 

Another word for useless or shit faced on drugs usually used against people named Nathan
Nathan you dirty Penileprickaton

Nathan your such a horrible Penileprickaton

Peniseptic

An sterilizing cream to clean the gunk and grime off of one's filthy, slimy penis
After a long night of pounding a gross pussy, Chad applied a peniseptic cream to his wang to moisturize and exfoliate his junk
Peniseptic by D Flawless January 11, 2021

Penileticklement 

To apply tickling to someone, or something penis.
He had a heart attack due to overuse of penileticklement.
Penileticklement by anonymous July 16, 2024
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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