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Penception 

When you are drawing a line within a line within a line, and the line then takes on a life of its own. Eventually the line will be taking YOU for a walk. And then you realize that you are in Penception.

The term became popular with the release of the procedural drawing app "Penception" which makes use of algorithms to interpolate your next line, based on the lines that you have already drawn.
You are in Penception.
Penception by The Poppie June 1, 2013

PeniStation 

An accurate word for the POS cranked out by Sony and filled with crappy sports games that are only bought by people who wouldn't know a decent game or system if it was dropped on their nads while they slept. Of course, there are a few games that are an exception to the rule, but they can be counted on both hands. Fuck, the only good games on the system are games that were cloned from tried and true methods of development and gameplay that evolved on better consoles. It is the reason I hate Square Enix, because they made addictive games on the PlayStation, forcing me to buy the damned system. I still think Final Fantasy VII could have been just as good on the N64.... *grumbles on and on about the system's flaws, gets bored, and goes and plays a fun game on his DS...
PeniStation 1, 2, and 3... collectively the biggest douche- and shovel-ware series Japan ever threw up.
PeniStation by aka_Pyro May 6, 2007

Penisipation 

It describes any form of precipitation that occurs in or around the male genitalia. This can include testicular sweating, ejaculation, general dampness and urinating. These are all types of penisipation.
-An onlooker observing a marathon runner crossing the finish line of a race. "The penisipation from that guy is enough to fill a bath!"

-A woman commenting on a pair of sweaty testicles. "You could clean a car by just dragging your balls over it! That's how much you're penisipating!"

-A professor listing the causes of penisipation. "Anxiety, exhaustion, a full bladder, orgasm, embarrassment, confinement and bodily cleansing via any liquid."
Penisipation by GingerGambino August 19, 2013

Peniseptic

An sterilizing cream to clean the gunk and grime off of one's filthy, slimy penis
After a long night of pounding a gross pussy, Chad applied a peniseptic cream to his wang to moisturize and exfoliate his junk
Peniseptic by D Flawless January 11, 2021

Penisiation 

Like an initiation, but with penises.
Person 1:"Hey, he's starting to get boners!"
Person 2 : "Yes, he had his penisiation not long ago."
Penisiation by Supes88 September 21, 2025
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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