pepileptic
pepileptic by Slight Return December 15, 2008
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pepileptic
A person who is so addicted to pepsi that they experience the mental and phsyical symptoms of a person going through withdrawal from drugs or that of a person who if drank water would probably mealt due to contamination. These people often times experience seizures if gone with out having pepsi for more than 1 hour. More extreme cases have lead to sugar poisioning, ulcers and even death.
Oh my god!! If I don't get some god damn pepsi into me, I think I'm going to go into and pepileptic shock.
pepileptic by Lil Angel May 17, 2006
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Epileptic Whore House
The "whore house" is a place where men go to have sex with prostitutes who suffer from epilepsy, and its bright flashing lights cause prostitutes to have uncontrollable seizures, thereby enhancing male pleasure. Sometimes, the house has special deals that include a "two for one".
While in a police station to meet his client, Saul, a lawyer, is approached by a snotty DEA agent named Hank. Hank exclaims that Saul's client has worse acting than an Epileptic Whore House, Saul responds with "Is that like the one your mom works at? Uh, is she still offering the two-for-one discount?"
Epileptic Whore House by Lalo Salamanca July 20, 2022
Epileptic Cowboy
A sexual act which involves seven females and one male. The male performs a "shooting cowboy" maneuver whilst moving his face in such a way that replicates an epileptic fit. All this is done whilst simultaneously fingering, orally pleasuring, footing, fucking and rimming the women.
Tom: Dude how was the party last night?
Dylan: It was sick! Got 7 drunk prostitutes back to my place to do the Epileptic Cowboy!
Tom: Wow!
Dylan: It was sick! Got 7 drunk prostitutes back to my place to do the Epileptic Cowboy!
Tom: Wow!
Epileptic Cowboy by Pecker112 November 16, 2012
Penkleptic
Have a sammich and watch Bro; Dre goin Penkleptic, check out the pocket full of ink shes been jackin from the desk monkeys.
Penkleptic by DrE*vil February 12, 2012
Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier
some setup is nessassary, first rig some strobe lights and a high powered radio with hard core rock to a clapper system. then stitch a pillow case from a confederate flag with drawstring on one end. you will need drumsticks as well. when fuckin a chick in the ass, quickly as possible you want to put the confederate pillow case on girls head, pull drawstring tight, clap, and drum on the girls head with the drumsticks, the light, music, and impact of the drumsticks should put her in epileptic shock and put her into siezures. having her anus clamp on your penis while you finish.
Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier by Nicdizzle November 29, 2006
epileptic_cow
epileptic_cow by leptune September 11, 2013
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