penis cut 

A haircut similar to a bowl cut and usually longer at the back, which makes a person's head the shape of the end of a penis.

Nice penis cut you've got there Anthony, now go shove your head up your momma's fuzzy flounder!

penis cut by Bloopy April 9, 2005

penis cut 

A penis shaped like a penis; A hair cut wear the side is cut off and the top is shaped like a dome; a penis resembling cut.

Lopez had a serious penis cut, he looked like he was gonna bust a nut on his head.

penis cut by Duble-R January 30, 2003

National cut off a man's penis day 

Occurs every day of the year <3 feel free to cut off a penis!

Person: I'm going to cut off your penis
Rapist: What?!
Person: It's national cut off a man's penis day! You deserve it

National cut off a man's penis day by Spyd3rs April 12, 2021

penis cutter conversation 

Used to describe a conversation in which the topics discussed is so secretive -or if any said information is retold- may result in disaster for those discussing.
Derived from the phrase:
"Or I'll cut off your penis, light it on fire, and smoke it."

Remember, this was a penis cutter conversation, if you tell anyone anything, I'll deprive you of your manhood.

penis cutter conversation by thisisnotapseudonym January 4, 2009

Penis cutter 

Penis cutter, much like cigar cutters, are the most effective way to get a gay guy back on the straight path!

They exist out of 2 finger grips, a hole (where through you put the penis), and razor sharp blades connected to the finger grips (can also be done with rusty ol' blades).

When the penis is inserted, just squeeze hard, and if successful, the penis will fall to the floor like a little silicon toy-snake.
Half successful, and the penis will be hanging on a piece of skin. The most effective way is to rip the penis off the piece of skin.
If not pressed hard enough, or the blades are too dull, you risk on damaging the penis and surrounding tissue, without effectively cutting it off!
In such case pulling off the penis won't work, and you'll need to sharpen the blades, or buy a new penis cutter!

Remember, when holding mass-penis-cutting rituals, to now and then clean the cutter, so the blades won't rust!

"Hey, I belong to the penis-tribe, and want to get out of it!"

"Ow, Just use a penis cutter then!"

"I want to smoke a cigar, but have no cigar cutter!"

"Just use a penis cutter, will work just as fine!"

"I want to give a gift to my boyfriend, but don't know what!?"

"Just send hum a Penis cutter!"

Penis cutter by Fukaface! September 12, 2011

Penis cutting tampon

A tampon that is designed to cut off the end of a guys penis. I kid you not.
It was designed in free town south africa by 72 year old Jaap Haumann. The details are on the net.Check it out.
It was designed to cut off the tip of a rapist penis and gan do the same to any other guy who is also the of a mean and spiteful woman.
Some men have vowed that if they lose part of there penis the bitch will lose part of her tit.
It has been advised before you do anything else to use a long object with the dimensons of a penis such as a carrot,pickle ect. and stick it all the way in and then pull it back out to see if it is still intact.
Feminazis are sure to bring it to the U.S.

If you know whats good for you, you better not have a penis cutting tampon.

Penis cutting tampon by Deep blue 2012 February 5, 2010

Penis cutter 

A sex play torture where a woman or a man cuts open a mans penis and starts shiting on it

Wanna do the Penis cutter later ?

Penis cutter by Adolf Hitler 1.2 November 1, 2021