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Penis Tickle

Your about to cum and your penis starts getting that feeling. Ya know?
Claire was getting me going and I started getting the Penis Tickle.
Penis Tickle by terkaniang February 3, 2020

tickle toe penis muncher 

A phrase used when feeling anger and discontent when someone in your squad in apex is absolute dog water and only lutes
For fucks sake josh is such a tickle toe penis muncher >:(

Penis Tickler

A straw taped to a kangaroo that never existed in the first frame of the movie but is edited in every other frame from then on.
"Inception was a Penis Tickler"
"Juggling is impossible if you're dead. Penis Tickler"
Penis Tickler by AssGypsy October 15, 2011

The Texan Penis Tickler

A man dressed in all black who comes to your house at night and asks if you want to have gay sex. If you say no, he kills himself, but if you say yes, he tickles your penis while eating red hot cheetos.
Dave: "dude the texan penis tickler came to my house last night and we had penis sex"

Tyler Tinkle Penis and Bobby Bubble Butt

Two Detectives that solve the most difficult,complex and intense mysteries.
BBB-Tyler Tinkle Penis
TTT- What is it Bobby Bubble Butt
BBB-I just got word that 14 highschool kids were found murdered with a dildo!
TTT- I will get to the bottom of this!
Mrs. Poopems- I'm scared! what if something happens to me?!
Officer Nasty-Don't worry its safe, Tyler Tinkle Penis and Bobby Bubble Butt are on the case!

penisickle

Make a mold of your penis. Take the mold and fill it with your favorite frozen flavor of juice or kool-aid and toss it in the freezer. Once frozen solid, your girl can use it to fuck herself or practice blow jobs and then eat it afterwards. (Patent Pending)
She was rodding herself with the forzen cherry flavored penisickle.
penisickle by wadesworld September 1, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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