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Penis Coma 

When a male undergoes an extended period of time without sex, the penis falls into a comatose state.
Lyn: Did you hook up that girl the other night?

Josh: No...my penis is suffering from a Penis Coma :(
Penis Coma by Josh Ward October 21, 2010
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Peniscola, Spain 

The most random name for a city in the world.
Yo, we goin to Peniscola, Spain.
'What?!'
It's a city in Spain. It's called Peniscola.
Peniscola, Spain by Did he just move? February 20, 2011

Peniscolada 

The act of giving oral stimulation to the male genitals with cold coconut milk, straight out the fridge.
"If you like PenisColadas, and getting caught in the rain..."
Peniscolada by Alpha_rustic_divine November 25, 2017

Peniswoman 

A guy or a girl who cannot seem to get the sand out of their vagina. A dumb bitch.
Damn, I hate that peniswoman.

If only I were a penisman...then I would punish that peniswoman
Peniswoman by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010

peniscolada 

An Insult, Like Penicolada But With Penis
" Your A Peniscolada "
peniscolada by Holly6541 May 23, 2008

peniscolada 

An Insult, Like Penicolada But With Penis
" Your A Peniscolada "
peniscolada by Holly6541 May 25, 2008

peniscompost 

a dick, thats being composted. in other words, a dick that went bad, like carly rae jepson after call me baby, and now the dick is being used to create better dick, like ariana grande after she almost got married like twice.
I put him in the peniscompost.
peniscompost by ceeeeeleste April 29, 2019
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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