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Penocentrism
new-age religion in which the penis is regarded as god; members participate in daily rituals to beome one with the penis; daily rituals allow members to reach Nirvana and allow them to become fully self-actualized human beings
Penocentrism by Snoopy Pugh February 23, 2012
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puncident
Person 1: How many more puncidents will you have today?
Person 2: Yeah, I can't seem to help it. I just keep talking and when you start to frown I back up and realize I've done it again.
Person 2: Yeah, I can't seem to help it. I just keep talking and when you start to frown I back up and realize I've done it again.
puncident by Monkey&Roburg June 16, 2010
penchentable
when someone is attractive, and you are willing to submit yourself to having sex with them
penchentable is derived from the French verb "se penchent", which means "to bend over"
also see: fuckable
penchentable is derived from the French verb "se penchent", which means "to bend over"
also see: fuckable
penchentable by Michael Deviantmind May 2, 2008
Penocentric
The act of including a reference to ones penis in various circumstances either by direct reference or insinuation.
He is so Penocentric always taking about his cock, dick, penis... etc.
Speaking of big, you should see my Penis.
You know, having a great penis is all I need...
That ______, reminds me of my penis
Speaking of big, you should see my Penis.
You know, having a great penis is all I need...
That ______, reminds me of my penis
Penocentric by JamesClan September 1, 2013
Pendent-stepping
Pendent-stepping by Myleftlegstoppedworking March 10, 2021
penciventilation
penciventilation by grace Garlough December 18, 2005
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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