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Penocentrism 

new-age religion in which the penis is regarded as god; members participate in daily rituals to beome one with the penis; daily rituals allow members to reach Nirvana and allow them to become fully self-actualized human beings
What church do you go to? I am a member of the Penocentrism faith community.
Penocentrism by Snoopy Pugh February 23, 2012
Person 1: How many more puncidents will you have today?
Person 2: Yeah, I can't seem to help it. I just keep talking and when you start to frown I back up and realize I've done it again.
puncident by Monkey&Roburg June 16, 2010

penchentable 

when someone is attractive, and you are willing to submit yourself to having sex with them

penchentable is derived from the French verb "se penchent", which means "to bend over"

also see: fuckable
hey, did you see that girl ? she is so penchentable

Penocentric

The act of including a reference to ones penis in various circumstances either by direct reference or insinuation.
He is so Penocentric always taking about his cock, dick, penis... etc.

Speaking of big, you should see my Penis.

You know, having a great penis is all I need...

That ______, reminds me of my penis
Penocentric by JamesClan September 1, 2013

Pendent-stepping 

It describes the way someone acts like a bitch while disrespecting you.
“Yo your whole fit is goofy as hell
“Man fuck you why you pendent-stepping”

penciventilation 

the blowing off the end of a pencil after shaprpining
i use penciventilation to clean my pencil.
penciventilation by grace Garlough December 18, 2005