Penalcolada

A beverage made of pineapple with a hint of some tequila or rum mixed with a man's penis. (Penal)

Hey daddy can I get a drink. Yeah baby, you want a penalcolada? Of course daddy. You want it virgin? It's never virgin silly.

by Jodaddy72 September 9, 2016

Pinacoladaberg

The song written and performed by Coconut Pete that Jimmy Buffett ripped off when he recorded Margaritaville.

From the movie Club Dread

"Play Margaritaville!"
"I think you mean Pinacoladaberg."
"No, Margaritaville!"
"I THINK you mean Pinacoladaberg."

by Pinacoladaberg Resident November 5, 2006

Peniscolada

The act of giving oral stimulation to the male genitals with cold coconut milk, straight out the fridge.

"If you like PenisColadas, and getting caught in the rain..."

by Alpha_rustic_divine November 25, 2017

Penicoladacillin

Basically, it is a penicolada intensely spiked with penacillin. Perfect for if you want to enjoy yourself while you hate yourself!

‘Hey, you got a penicoladacillin?’
‘Uh what?’
‘I wanna fukin die’
‘Ooh I got u’

by ChowieC July 13, 2018

penacolada

An alcoholic drink, used to fuck some one once you have drank it.

Man, that penacolada really made fucking that hottie fun!

by Dictionary Fake September 4, 2014

peniscolada

An Insult, Like Penicolada But With Penis

" Your A Peniscolada "

by Holly6541 May 23, 2008

peniscolada

An Insult, Like Penicolada But With Penis

" Your A Peniscolada "

by Holly6541 May 25, 2008