Peerose 

Word used to describe something or someone who resembles a useless piece of jizz.

Look at that pile of shit there man, looking like a peerose!

Peerose by jizzrose July 6, 2011

petrosexual 

A term used to describe a person who is obsessed with cars.

A person who spends every spare time with their car. E.g. John washes his car every day. John may be petrosexual

petrosexual by bp_me November 14, 2005

Pterosexual 

Oriented towards sexual relationships with pterodactyls.

"Look at that guy flirting with those pterodactyls, he must be a pterosexual"

Pterosexual by crggg April 30, 2006

Working Up A Penrose 

A cock that is semi-hard but extremely red after repeated masturbation or a marathon sex session. Resembles a Penrose brand sausage.

Devon watched porn all weekend long and was working up a penrose after two days of repeated wanking.

Working Up A Penrose by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

petrosexuals 

A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with there large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.

There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.

petrosexuals by Do Work Son April 7, 2008

Peerosion 

The process of moving soil, rocks, and other naturally-occurring solids by peeing on them.

This is all me, man... ten years of peerosion.

Peerosion by ErikTheRedd August 7, 2009

peterosexual 

Wishiung for or fantasizing about sexual pleasure with u or a neighbors pet

While playing "truth or dare" I was surprised to find out how many of my friends were actually secretly peterosexual

peterosexual by pornstaron June 7, 2016