petrosexuals

A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with there large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.

There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.

by Do Work Son April 7, 2008

petrosexuals

A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with their large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.

There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.

by Do Work Son April 8, 2008

Petrolsexual

A Hot Roder that perfers spending time with His car more than his woman.

Petrolsexual: When burning gas means more than chassing ass.

by MannyZX May 16, 2010

petrosexual

A term used to describe a person who is obsessed with cars.

A person who spends every spare time with their car. E.g. John washes his car every day. John may be petrosexual

by bp_me November 14, 2005

metrosexuals

Males who are concerned with their looks more than the average female. A metrosexual generally takes a signifigant amount of time in the bathroom "grooming" themselves before going out. They often get quite upset or even aggressive when their hair is touched, and refuse to go outside in the rain. Spiked bleached hair and tan skin is common among metrosexuals, but it is not necessary. A metrosexual can be gay, but they often are not.

Also called prettyboy, fruity, or foppish.

Those guys with the Mark McGrath haircuts are such metrosexuals!

by Mr.3d PHD March 3, 2008

Pterosexual

Oriented towards sexual relationships with pterodactyls.

"Look at that guy flirting with those pterodactyls, he must be a pterosexual"

by crggg April 30, 2006

peterosexual

Wishiung for or fantasizing about sexual pleasure with u or a neighbors pet

While playing "truth or dare" I was surprised to find out how many of my friends were actually secretly peterosexual

by pornstaron June 7, 2016