Pterosexual
Pterosexual by crggg April 30, 2006
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pedosexual
Lauren: "What is your sexual identity Mark?"
Mark: "Im a pedosexual"
Lauren: "No, you fucking dipshit. You're just a pedophile, you fuck children, and should be publicly hanged."
Mark: "Im a pedosexual"
Lauren: "No, you fucking dipshit. You're just a pedophile, you fuck children, and should be publicly hanged."
pedosexual by godthemself June 24, 2018
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Pedosexual
A made-up sexual orientation in which the person is attracted to underage kids. It's OK to be straight. Or gay. Or bi. However, you are a fucking lunatic if you are pedosexual.
Pedosexual by DabasaurusOfficial69 February 20, 2019
Pyrosexual
Someone who is a furry who watches Pyrocynical, and develops sexual attractions to his voice and sexy Foxy The Pirate avatar.
Male 1: "Oh man I thought I was straight but when I watch his videos I have these Pyrosexual feelings. Like I just want to masturbate so hard when I hear his voice talking shit about garden gnomes"
Male 2: "Get a fucking life"
Male 2: "Get a fucking life"
Pyrosexual by BulletBillGamer June 23, 2016
Pedosexual
Pedosexual by SrSleepy August 4, 2018
Pedosexual
A nonexistent "sexuality" that pedophiles are trying to use to justify molesting kids. New flash guys. Age is not a gender/sex. Pedophilia is a mental illness, where being lgbtqa+ isn't. Thank you, have a nice day.
Susie: mister, what's your sexuality?
Bob: I'm a pedosexual!
Susie: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THAT BABIES MOUTH!
Bob: I'm a pedosexual!
Susie: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THAT BABIES MOUTH!
Pedosexual by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019
Pedosexual
Nasty people who try to squirm their way into the LGBTQIA+ community by claiming that pedophilia is a sexuality.
Pedosexual by wow.platy July 27, 2018
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