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a type of sex were the man put his penises up the ladys nose and has sex with her nose and sometime lets go in there
man:lets have peenose
woman:?
man:i stick my dick in ur nose
woman:sounds fun lets try
peenose by pocketsize666 March 30, 2020
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Peenoise 

The most common type of Filipino online gamer, having one or more of these characteristics:
1. Toxic - always spouts foul Filipino words; threatens to disrupt the game/experience if he does not gets his way, like AFK-ing, griefing or abandoning.
2. Superiority Complex - they are the same ones who think that Filipinos are the best race in the world.
3. "Pabida" - he always wants to be under the spotlight; would rather have good stats than a good game.

They are known to be the most cancerous kind of online gamers, even giving reputation to SEA as the most toxic region on most popular online games. What sets them apart from your typical toxic gamer is that they are extremely aggressive, and if they have a microphone, they will not stop screaming "PUTANG INA MO BOBO".
Allied Dazzle accidentally picks up the kill...
Peenoise: "PUTANG INA MO BOBO BAKIT MO KINUHA KILL KO GAGO"
(Direct TL: Motherfucking noob why did you get my kill idiot")

Peenoise gets skillfully sniped from middle-doors in Dust 2...
Peenoise *screams from mic*: "PUTANG INA HACKER YUN PUTA ALIS AKO MGA BOBO"
(Direct TL: Motherfucker, he's a hacker. Fuck, I quit, idiots.)
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peenoose 

bill was diagnosed with a peenoose
peenoose by david flopidonk June 9, 2014

Peenoise 

Peenoise is a name given to pinoy players in DOTA 2. It is mostly used as insult to players who are not doing well in the game.
Oh my god you stupid peenoise blaming lag all the time.
Peenoise by KingH0neydewBalls July 15, 2016

Peenoise 

Peenoise are annoying aggressive toxic players that ruins other players gameplay from Phillipines.
1. TOXIC, always spouts bad words, like Gago, Putangina mo Bobo, and Fuck you. They also usually disturbing the gaming experience if they don't get their way, like griefing and trolling.
2. RACIST, they are racist to race that they think weak (also spouting #Pinoy_Pride when they banishing weak races), and worship any race that they think strong (until the said race weak enough to be banished);
3. ONION-SKINNED, if you trying to jokely insult them they will take it as actual insult. So don't jokely insult them;
4. ALWAYS THINK THEMSELVES RIGHT, if you arguing with Peenoise, they will shouting and calling you an asshole and always claim that they are right even the Peenoise are the one that wrong (Psychopaths basically). If their bullshit attempt fails, they will play victim and try to be nice until they can call you an asshole and their argument wins;
5. WILL DO ANYTHING TO ACHIEVE THEIR GOALS, even it breaks moral like scamming, framing, backstabbing, and fake friends (especially if you are not same race with them).
They also spout #Pinoy_Pride and Proud Pinoy when they doing their bullshit job (such as being racist, scamming, framing) and gathering mass of people so they can gank you up to win the argument.
If you are Filipino but you do not want to join them, Peenoise will CALL you RACE TRAITOR.
1. Peenoise when they successfully scamming someone: BOBO! GAGO HAHAHA!

Peenoise when the scammed person who tries to retailate but failed: LOOK @EVERYONE, THIS FAGGOT TRIES TO SCAM ME BUT FAILED! PUTANGINA MO!
2. Peenoise when they are wrong: WHAT, I AM THE ONE THAT RIGHT! IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, I CAN SEND YOU MY IRL INFOS LIKE MY FACE PICS AND MY ADDRESS.

Peenoise when someone else is wrong: HEYYYYYY, YOU'RE WRONG BITCH! *TRYING TO GATHER MASSES*
3. Peenoise when they are poor irl: Hmm, time to find rich person to milk them

Peenoise when they found the target: *Trying to be good with the person*

Peenoise after they milking the target and get caught: HAHA GAGO! PUTANGINA MO!
4. Peenoise when they ruins some race's gameplay: HAHAHA! WE ARE THE BEST RACE IN THE WORLD! #Proud_Pinoy

Peenoise when they lose in a fair fight: PUTANGINA MO! DAPAT GUMAMIT SIYA NG HACKS! (He must using hacks)

Also Peenoise: I-HACK NATIN ANG ACCOUNT NG TAONG ITO! (Let's hack this person's account)
Can be different depending on your gender you claim to be..
Male- can't see your penis or toes because your stomach is stick out too much.
Female- its a fine wine that I love and drink because I hate me ex's
Anything else- I need to reevaluate my life because I want to be famous and identify as whatever I want because my life sucks and I want to be different since my life has no purpose.
Man this quarantine has got me fucked up, I used to be in shape now all I have is a peenoes
Peenoes by Guido and The Guy March 4, 2021
"That dude totally has a penose!"
penose by Ian the wordsmith October 28, 2007
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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