Skip to main content

pterodactyls

Sense of nervousness, paranoia or impending dread often accompanying the first day of sobriety following a raging bender. Symptoms may include shakiness and/or hallucinations of flying objects in one's peripheral vision.
I've been so hammered for the past four days that I couldn't function at work today, because the pterodactyls kept coming after me.
by ikillbozo September 28, 2010
mugGet the pterodactyls mug.

Pants Pterodactyls

This is just another work for chlamydia.
Don't worry man, pants pterodactyls are cureable.
by ReveriePrincess September 23, 2010
mugGet the Pants Pterodactyls mug.

pterodactyl screech

A phrase commonly used by the fandom side of the social media website tumblr to describe a reaction of an inhuman noise (that sounds like a pterodactyl screech) one has made after they see something that pleases them greatly and instantly excites them.
*A cute drawing of OTP shows up on dash*

Tumblr User: *pterodactyl screech*
by Carlyndra September 8, 2013
mugGet the pterodactyl screech mug.

pterodactyl sex

when a couple is in missionary position and the man puts the sheets over his arms and flaps his arms like a bird as he thrusts.
I couldn't take brad seriously when we had pterodactyl sex last night.
by ben dover4me May 13, 2014
mugGet the pterodactyl sex mug.

pterodactyl porn

Three men in pterodactyl costumes orally and vaginally pleasing a woman. Something that must be experienced to truly understand. God's gift to this humble earth.
Son: Dad, where do babies come from?

Dad: I think it's about time for you to watch pterodactyl porn.
by citywokprease February 23, 2012
mugGet the pterodactyl porn mug.

Pterodactyl Cackle

Someone who has a high pitched laugh with the supersonic equivalent to that of a pterodactyl roar
I was watching Grown-ups until aunt Betty had to fuck it up with her pterodactyl cackle
by ionsnake22 November 29, 2010
mugGet the Pterodactyl Cackle mug.

Terre Haute Pterodactyl

When a man is doing a woman 'doggy-style' and prior to ejaculating, grabs the sheets or blankets off the bed and flaps them like wings while trying to imitate the sounds of a pterodactyl in order to frighten the woman so that her vagina contracts and his orgasm is more intense.
I don't think I'll be seeing much of her anymore, she didn't appreciate the Terre Haute Pterodactyl I laid on her last night.
by Mr. Barista December 28, 2010
mugGet the Terre Haute Pterodactyl mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email