Peenjazzle

Putting anything glittery, shiny or arts and craftsy on your crotch area to "dazzle".

Man law prohibits such a thing to occur and if a man does commit this act, he is 100% homosexual.

Period.

Girl 1: so, did you have sex with Bobbie last night?

Girl 2: no, he had peenjazzle on him.

Girl 1: so he was gay?

Girl 2: yeah.

by ThinMan34 June 16, 2011

Penazzler

To decorate one's penis with jewels, as in bedazzling your penis.

My girlfriend wanted me to bedazzle my cock so she bought me a Penazzler.

by Lendog3 March 27, 2010

Penazzle

To decorate your cock with jewels, thus bedazzling your penis.

His cock it small but its penazzled so its worthy.

by digitelman January 20, 2010

Pejazzle

Decorating your penis with swaroski crystals so as to give it a bejeweled look.

He decided to pejazzle his family jewels to enhance her pleasure.

by Big Mike 721 April 18, 2010

Penjazzle

To decorate one's penis with crystals and or sequins; the male equivalent of vajazzling.

I realised my boyfriend was gay when I noticed his rainbow patterned Costa Rican Penjazzle when I gave him a blowie.

by sandchild187 March 5, 2011

penazzled

The effect of adding fake jewels to the male pubic and genital region.

My wife got vagazzled yesterday, so I got myself penazzled to match.

by chef goombi April 12, 2017

Pejazzle

Decorating your jizz stick to make it look snazzy

Person #1: 'Want a pejazzle?'
Person #2: ' Nah, I'm not Sam Day'

by GPINIT November 26, 2011