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Piejazzled 

The uncontrollable excitement shown by fat people at the prospect of food (particularly Pies). Usually accompanied by shaking hands fixated stare and profuse sweating.
"Look at that fat lard over there drooling over his Ginsters Steak & Kiddney, he is completely Piejazzled!"
Piejazzled by Ben Margerison May 16, 2007
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pijazzle 

To give the male genitalia a sparkly makeover with crystals arranged in different patterns so as to enhance its appearance.
He's been to the salon to get a pijazzle, it looks so sparkly!
pijazzle by Ali vajazzle November 10, 2010
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Pejazzle 

Decorating your penis with swaroski crystals so as to give it a bejeweled look.
He decided to pejazzle his family jewels to enhance her pleasure.
Pejazzle by Big Mike 721 April 18, 2010

pajazzled 

meaning a moment of utter ownage and total domination of ones online virtual self.
omfg..pajazzled..tyggkkbyenub
pajazzled by enZ December 28, 2004
The effect of adding fake jewels to the male pubic and genital region.
My wife got vagazzled yesterday, so I got myself penazzled to match.
penazzled by chef goombi April 12, 2017

Pejazzle 

Decorating your jizz stick to make it look snazzy
Person #1: 'Want a pejazzle?'
Person #2: ' Nah, I'm not Sam Day'
Pejazzle by GPINIT November 26, 2011

Pizazzled 

1. A less commonly used synonym for words such as "owned."

2. To beat someone outright.
He got beat so bad, all I could say was he got pizazzled.

We pizazzled those n00bs.
Pizazzled by W. Ton May 21, 2008
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