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A hoe in congressional debate that flirts with the Presiding Officer in order to get an early speech in the round as well as get more questions than normal under "random".
She got the first aff in the round cuz she kept flirting with the PO, what a peehoe.
peeHOE by bhaveshbankalankasharma February 7, 2018
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PedJoePhille 

A pedophille that’s named Joe
Child: “AHH HELP ITS A PEDJOEPHILLE!!!!”
Joe: “How did she know my name?”
PedJoePhille by Mkill14 July 28, 2019

Peejenker 

peejenker - (noun) Slang word commonly used by mothers not wishing to use the word "penus" to their boy children.
peejenker penus dick pecker wiener slong ding-dong dong cock fuck stick johnson
Peejenker by SlowMan11 June 22, 2009
Can be different depending on your gender you claim to be..
Male- can't see your penis or toes because your stomach is stick out too much.
Female- its a fine wine that I love and drink because I hate me ex's
Anything else- I need to reevaluate my life because I want to be famous and identify as whatever I want because my life sucks and I want to be different since my life has no purpose.
Man this quarantine has got me fucked up, I used to be in shape now all I have is a peenoes
Peenoes by Guido and The Guy March 4, 2021

paejoephile

A person so liberally blinded that the see Joe Biden is a nonce but choose to support and ignore it because sleepy Joe is some kind of saviour.

Also as 'Pejoephile' in the American dictionary.
Steve: Have you seen the latest video of Biden sniffing and placing his hand inappropriately on the 12 year old?

Billy: I see nothing wrong with it.

Steve: C'mon he was going him/her. He's a sex Offender and you turn a blind eye, he's a predator and you're a paejoephile for not seeing it as wrong⁹
paejoephile by DrewPeacockUK June 25, 2021
cheetos + animal pee = peedoes
"...at least i don't eat peedoes!!!!1 bitch"
peedoes by lost4cuz December 7, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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