10 definitions by Guido and The Guy

The Yummy Gummy

When you stuff a 3 ft. (91.44cm) gummy worm in your partners butt hole and suck it out like you're trying to suck a a golf ball through a garden hose. Once it's completely removed, enjoy the fruits of your labor together.

The gummy worm I hoovered out of your mom's butt hole looked like an earthworm by the time it came out, so we enjoyed The Yummy Gummy with extra sauce.

by Guido and The Guy May 28, 2023

Dipslack

When you get one over on everyone and then slap your dick across all of their faces.

Or

When you're on Guido and The Guy trying to say "Dickslap" but you slur the shit out of the phrase so it comes out half English half gibberish

John told everyone exactly what was going to happen...when it finally did happened he Dipslacked the entire house party.

Or

Mike was trying to say "Dickslap" but he sounded like he had a mouthful of marbles and said "Dipslack"

by Guido and The Guy November 19, 2021

Syphilupagus

An aggressive form of syphilis only contractable by having sex with Ron Jeremy or by having his sloppy seconds. This strain of the disease turns your dick into a brown hairy mess that resembles the trunk of lovable old Mr. Snuffy.

Bro...I hooked up with this porn star last night, but I think she had just done a scene with the hedgehog. Since I got home my dick looks like a mastodon trunk and smells like the yeti. I think I have Syphilupagus

by Guido and The Guy June 7, 2019

Weiner Clock

Two Hands + One Face + Your Mom = Weiner Clock

I don't know if you're good at math...but your mom is. Weiner Clock

#WeinerClock

by Guido and The Guy April 25, 2023

Lazy Guido

While riding in the passenger seat of a moving automobile, you are the recipient of a handjob from the driver.

That 4 hour car ride through the Midwest wasn't so bad after a Lazy Guido.

by Guido and The Guy April 10, 2019

The Phoenix Rises

Various forms of milk torture, including but not limited to, water boarding Joaquin Phoenix with fresh dairy (specifically because of his cleft pallet and fucked up lip)

My therapist advised me that I should start to scale it back on the intensity of my aggressive jerk sessions. My uncle owns a dairy farm, and I hate Joaquin Phoenix and cleft lips...so the inter-species wank was a no Brainer. After you finish you have to yell THE PHOENIX RISES

P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother

-Brian Omey

#TheLip #DrugTester

by Guido and The Guy June 29, 2023

Rusty Biden

When your engaged in a wrestling style grapple and you slip a finger into your opponents butthole.

His ground and pound game was going really well until he received that devastating Rusty Biden. Then it was game over.

by Guido and The Guy April 6, 2019