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Pedestal pussy 

A women with a bangin bod but shitty personality , so you prop her up and make her look good and Give her a luxurious lifestyle, so that slay banging cooch!!
Bro, That women is basically a pedestal pussy And ya might as well make it a mahogany and leather pedestal the way you spoil her!! It’s just a Cooch!!
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put the pussy on the pedestal 

To treat a girl like she is more valuable than what she really is. What nice guys do to hot chicks.
Steven likes to put the pussy on the pedestal by treating his girlfriend like a princess that is too good for him.

pussy on a pedestal 

One who puts "pussy on a pedestal" is usualy a male who treats women, sex, and pussy as unattainable godly forces, when in reality they are God's greatest gift.

Used prominently in "The 40 Year Old Virgin"
You know what your problem is? You're putting the pussy on a pedestal!

pussy on a pedestal 

Putting sex with a woman at too high of a standard for which to attain.
"you mean he still hasn't asked her out yet, man he's really putting the pussy on a pedestal this time."
pussy on a pedestal by pike-pat February 15, 2008

Pussy on a pedestal 

Putting sex above what is really important in life
Zachary: Never put that pussy on a pedestal

putting the pussy on the pedestal

when a girl thinks shes hot shit when in reality their more like a 5 or lower
"this girl thinks she's so hot, bitches really be putting the pussy on the pedestal"

pussy on a pedestal 

Pussy on a pedestal is a phrase most idiotic people picked up from the feature film '40 Year Old Virgin.' The true meaning to pussy on a pedestal is meant to be ironic and literative. Pussy on a pedestal is simply the act of making a woman's 'vagina' as something too sacred, when in fact, it's nothing but a piece of meat/organ that a man sticks his meat in and grinds to achieve an orgasm, in the literal sense of the meaning and the film interpretation. It is, as the Clinic Dad appreciates his son for using a woman's 'pussy' as something very easily attainable like an ordinary good, nothing but something very plain and mediocre as such only to be idealized by their primary holders: women themselves and people who have nothing better to do than to ponder about an organ that just gets shriveled and old when the woman is 70.
Man 1: Man...a woman's pussy is so amazing. It's a 'gift' from god.
Man 2: If it was a gift from god, then virgins like Mary wouldn't be so highly revered
Man 1: It's just something sacred, and beautiful and shows love and passion
Man 2: You're just putting the pussy on a pedestal. It's nothing but a piece of meat that you just grind in and empty your balls with.
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murderhobo 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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