Definitions by pike-pat

free willy

When a man urinates without the use of his hands.

"I couldn't even use my hands that bathroom was so dirty. I had to do a free willy!"

free willy by pike-pat March 16, 2008

Putting sex with a woman at too high of a standard for which to attain.

"you mean he still hasn't asked her out yet, man he's really putting the pussy on a pedestal this time."