2 definitions by pike-pat

When a man urinates without the use of his hands.
"I couldn't even use my hands that bathroom was so dirty. I had to do a free willy!"
by pike-pat March 16, 2008
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Putting sex with a woman at too high of a standard for which to attain.
"you mean he still hasn't asked her out yet, man he's really putting the pussy on a pedestal this time."
by pike-pat February 15, 2008
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