pears 

so much better than apples.

i went to the store and i bought some apples. when i got home, i wondered why i didn't buy pears instead.

pears by edgar sanchez March 24, 2004

pears 

a toad lke emo lke creature which can be found by listening for a sliep sliep sound

pears is an emo sliep sliep

pears by sharkey lowe August 1, 2008

Pears 

A code word for when someone cries but rather than tears, piss comes out. It is a combo of the words peeing + tears

Guy 1: Dude are you crying?? Ugh, what's that smell!?
Guy 2: Sorry it's my pears...
Guy 1: Why tf are you crying piss!!?!!?

Pears by Ballininurmomscourt April 15, 2021

pears in the cupboard 

Good/cool

That show was very pears in the cupboard

pears in the cupboard by Westanwoo July 21, 2021

Shout out to all the pears 

The way to lose weight as instructed by Rick Ross.

Tyrone: Man, how do I lose weight?

Rick Ross: All ya gotta do is shout out to all the pears! I eat pears and shit like that.

Shout out to all the pears by StoPCampinGn00b December 4, 2014

apple and pears 

rhyming slang for stairs

Celina fell down the apple and pears

apple and pears by Markhasdrunken May 16, 2006

Poo Pears 

Bits of poo that cling to your bum hairs

I spent all day in the orchard picking poo pears

Poo Pears by Ryan Sharp October 14, 2007