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i went to the store and i bought some apples. when i got home, i wondered why i didn't buy pears instead.
pears by edgar sanchez March 24, 2004
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a toad lke emo lke creature which can be found by listening for a sliep sliep sound
pears is an emo sliep sliep
pears by sharkey lowe August 1, 2008
A code word for when someone cries but rather than tears, piss comes out. It is a combo of the words peeing + tears
Guy 1: Dude are you crying?? Ugh, what's that smell!?
Guy 2: Sorry it's my pears...
Guy 1: Why tf are you crying piss!!?!!?
Pears by Ballininurmomscourt April 15, 2021

pears in the cupboard 

That show was very pears in the cupboard

Shout out to all the pears 

The way to lose weight as instructed by Rick Ross.
Tyrone: Man, how do I lose weight?

Rick Ross: All ya gotta do is shout out to all the pears! I eat pears and shit like that.

apple and pears 

Celina fell down the apple and pears

Poo Pears 

Bits of poo that cling to your bum hairs
I spent all day in the orchard picking poo pears
Poo Pears by Ryan Sharp October 14, 2007
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