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so much better than apples.

i went to the store and i bought some apples. when i got home, i wondered why i didn't buy pears instead.

pears by edgar sanchez March 24, 2004

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pears

a toad lke emo lke creature which can be found by listening for a sliep sliep sound

pears is an emo sliep sliep

pears by sharkey lowe August 1, 2008

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Pears

A code word for when someone cries but rather than tears, piss comes out. It is a combo of the words peeing + tears

Guy 1: Dude are you crying?? Ugh, what's that smell!?
Guy 2: Sorry it's my pears...
Guy 1: Why tf are you crying piss!!?!!?

Pears by Ballininurmomscourt April 15, 2021

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pears in the cupboard

Good/cool

That show was very pears in the cupboard

pears in the cupboard by Westanwoo July 21, 2021

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Shout out to all the pears

The way to lose weight as instructed by Rick Ross.

Tyrone: Man, how do I lose weight?

Rick Ross: All ya gotta do is shout out to all the pears! I eat pears and shit like that.

Shout out to all the pears by StoPCampinGn00b December 4, 2014

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apple and pears

rhyming slang for stairs

Celina fell down the apple and pears

apple and pears by Markhasdrunken May 16, 2006

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Poo Pears

Bits of poo that cling to your bum hairs

I spent all day in the orchard picking poo pears

Poo Pears by Ryan Sharp October 14, 2007

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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