Pears

A code word for when someone cries but rather than tears, piss comes out. It is a combo of the words peeing + tears

Guy 1: Dude are you crying?? Ugh, what's that smell!?
Guy 2: Sorry it's my pears...
Guy 1: Why tf are you crying piss!!?!!?

by Ballininurmomscourt April 16, 2021