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Pearson-6206 

An unknowing self-saving blowjob; a respectable dick sucking exhibition performed by an unstable and obnoxious cuntwrinkle after she forces you to endure her overdramatic exposition of utter stupidity and vulgar display of unprecedented ignorance.
I was telling my friend the next day about a blowjob I received from a complete female stranger who responded to my Craig's List NSA post indicating I "am looking to get my tip wet", when
ignorance, obnoxiousness, and verbal harassment ensue upon your arrival to her apartment for your first encounter (albeit ensuing without ever speaking on the phone), only to have her initially not open even open the door, due to her sudden safety concerns about letting a complete stranger in her home (not the concern about providing explicit directions to a stranger containing the truly dangerous information. Finally, she saved herself after receiving my psychological counsel and therapy, so effective that she ended up schlarving my dode "Pearson-6206" style and now is begging for me to come back and fuck her in the ass once her daughter goes to bed.
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