Peacuck

When you are excited to watch a top class Premier League game but, upon looking at the schedule, find that it is behind the Peacock streaming service paywall and are forced to watch a shit match involving Leeds United, Tottenham, Southhampton or comparable side.

Primarily a problem in the United States where it actually has the effect of turning people away from English Football rather than encouraging fans to subscribe.

Went to watch Arsenal v. United and got peacucked.

Peacuck by Das Buetts April 4, 2023

chasing peacocks

Behavior perpetrated by a drunk girl that is intended to be wild and crazy but almost always is just absurd and often humiliating.

"Stacey was so hammered, she was chasing peacocks before the party even started"

or

"Patty tried to impress the crowd with her karaoke, but ended up just chasing peacocks"

chasing peacocks by JTrainMon October 12, 2011

Taiwanese Peacock 

When you pour different colors of dye into a females (or males) anus then they proceed to fart and spurt out the dye resulting in a splatter of colors dripping and spraying out of his/her ass hole which resembles peacock feathers.

I was with Tayla last night and we did the Taiwanese Peacock and she gave my room a makeover.

Taiwanese Peacock by Johnny Spreadcheeks May 7, 2015

Ryan Peacock 

Describing someone that has unbelievable rizz

Ex. Hey, did you see Joe talk to that girl?
Yeah, he’s literally Ryan Peacock

Ryan Peacock by Vito Spatafore January 26, 2023

Albino Peacock 

This is when you spray a stonking great jizz-bomb all over your lady-friend's back and it kinda fans out like a peacock's tail.

Rooster: "Hey, Cletus! Check out the killer Albino Peacock I done sprayed all over your sister's back!"

Cletus: "Rooster, you A-hole! Mary-belle's your sister too!"

Albino Peacock by SPOO Inquisitor October 23, 2013

peacock bitch 

A girl who is very proud of her behind to the point of sticking it out to gain male attention

She's such a peacock bitch, sticking her ass out for attention,

peacock bitch by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Drew Peacock

aka Droopy Cock. If you say the name outloud it is really funny. Great for attendence in class when there is a substitute teacher.

"Where is Drew Peacock?? I have a Drew Peacock on the list".

"Hahaha you just said DROOPY COCK!!"

Drew Peacock by sugardani January 11, 2009