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peacockery 

wearing bright or colorful clothes, jewelry, or other accessories when trying to pick up some booty
dude 1: "man, i'm good at talking to chicks but sometimes it's hard just to get their attention."
dude 2: "try using a little peacockery."
peacockery by mkaaay July 9, 2010

peacocky strut 

A strut filled with confidence, you feel like you are so much better than everybody else like you are so much prettier. Like a peacock.
"Did you see Olivia? She has such a peacocky strut."
"I know right."

Popcockery 

A situation which is poppycock. The word means about the same as nonsensical, but is much more fun to say.
Stop all this popcockery this instant or I'll tell your mother!
Popcockery by David P. August 27, 2005

peacocked 

To excitedly deliver a piece of news to large group of people only to find they have know about it for two days minimum. Thereby leading them to conclusion you hve been locked in your bedroom for 48 hours with 300cwt of pornography
"Did you know Elton John is apparently gay?" "Sorry you've been peacocked"
peacocked by cupwinkcook July 14, 2004

Peacocked 

Back in 1999, members of the football365 football forum (now mostly found at cupwinkcook.com) formed an e-mail group for some of the forummers to send each other the latest e-mail jokes, attachments, etc. in a convenient way.

One member of the group, Peacock (named so after the Leeds United nickname "The Peacocks"), had the rather annoying habit of posting the latest jokes, attachments, etc. after they had already been posted.

This led to the term "Peacocked".
*old joke arrives in Inbox*

"Peacocked"
Peacocked by Peacock July 14, 2004

Qualified Peacocker

Tryna show off and get alot of attention with their watercraft. Might include adding underwater lights to a boat , adding a slide to a pontoon. A person whos car/boat/truck/ golf cart is worth more than his house.
Guy 1: Why did they put those lights their boat?
Guy 2: They just straight up peacockin' he must be qualified.

"that guys got a real nice golf cart, he must be a Qualified peacocker."
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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