Pazletics 

The grand ol sport of seeing who can get the most fucked up and maintain to the longest

Only legends can make it for the win!

"Oh yeh, I'm down for pazletics this weekend"

"Did you see Joe Blow took out the pazletics last night? That's guys a fuckin machine"

Pazletics by Spatch101 June 9, 2021

Pauletich

The act of being the worst possible "One upper" in the history of one uppers. Not only will this person have 2 villa's in bogata, but he has a mansion in dubai also...

Dude, Ray was such a pauletich yesterday. Everytime I said something, he had to be a douche and one up me.

Pauletich by Mrfrosty25 July 17, 2009

MySpace Pathetics 

Typically the most useless of people in this world. Don't get me wrong, MySpace is the epidemic of all kinds. But due to the fact that it takes over peoples lives is rediculous.

Take example: The MySpace Ho.

-Usually a two-faced-counter-slut who has a thing for talking to random 25 year olds that only want to bang them. Saying things such as "OMG Hottness Alert." When all and all its just a 40 year old guy masterbating to they're default picture. Usually these girls will have about 12,000 friends and only have about 30 comments. Always posting bullitans saying "OMFG New Picture, Comment now or ill kill you."

-The MySpace Pimp.
- Quite frankly, I dont even believe that there is such thing. I think that they are all just lonely men wishing that they would have actually got layed on prom night. They take pictures of models off of "Google Image" and put them as they're default picture, with only about a millimeter of space before you start seeing pubes.
Of course, even if they are telling who they really are, all of they're pictures are with them and they're shirts off just hoping that some random 15 year old "MySpace Ho" will come by and leave a comment, "OMFG, HOTNESS ALERT." Than they meet them in person at some random spot at the mall, they hit it off, and the next week he has an infestation of the pants.

MySpace Pathetics.

MySpace Ho-

*Posts new default picture with only 1 article of clothing on*
"OMG, this is such a bad pic" ---So why are you putting it on there slut.

MySpace Pimp-

*Finds 15 year old MySpace HO, leaves a picture comment*
"Damn gurl, dem' lips be lookin good, but theyd' be betta if they was on ma dick....haha j/p"----No you werent you friggin illiterate bastard.

MySpace Pathetics by OrangeFern December 9, 2008

Paulitics 

The ideological politics of one for fiscal conservatism, non-interventionism, sound money, limited government, and great moral integrity. First coined by Scotty Bowden, inspired by the need of more "RonPaulitics, and less poly-tics."

Almost all tea party candidates are running for presidential nominee for the GOP, running on the principles of Paulitics.

Paulitics by XxThe PatriotxX August 23, 2011

Paletic 

Extremely drunk, probably derived from paralytic.

You going out on Saturday?
Yeah you'll probably see me paletic somewhere.

Paletic by --------------------------ud January 18, 2009

Palletist

a term for someone or something that does not accommodate vegan or vegetarian diets. It suggests a focus on a specific range of food options that excludes plant-based choices.

They only serve meat at this resturant , the chef must be a palletist.

Palletist by Itscandysworld August 15, 2024

paulatics 

Government-related claptrap regarding women named Paula.

"Paulatics" is apparently quite a prolifically-active career, as there have been plenty of women with that first name in da "wrangling for power 'n' prestige" arena!

paulatics by QuacksO August 22, 2025