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Palletized 

Palletized

Best way to define this multi-use term is by looking at some everyday examples:

"You've been palletized!" (see: fucked, scammed, ripped-off and the like)

"Palletize this, bitch!" (expression commonly performed in public whilst grabbing one's crotch as a taunting or provoking remark to someone else)

"Dude, I'm so palletized right now..." (see: stoned, completely drunk, utterly screwed, etc)

"Did you hear, that poor boy was palletized by a gang of thugs the other night!" (see: raped, killed and/or pillaged)

"Resistance is futile. Prepare to be palletized." (see: prepare to be assimilated)

"I think we're all a little palletized right now, so we just need to chill out." (as in a heated situation or argument full of tension, anger, and/or emotional turbulence; see: anger management, stressing out)

"Man, you're seriously palletized!" (see: crazy, insane, utterly screwed, etc)

"Yessir, your bike will be fully palletized once loaded onto the trailer." (when shipping motorcycles; better, easier and cheaper than crating your bike!)

"Jesus was palletized to the cross." (see: crucifixion)

Need more examples? Here's some more:
"You are now officially palletized, my son." (see: circumcised, castrated and/or becoming initiated into a fraternity)

"Dammit, my computer got palletized again!" (see: computer freezing)

"Yeah, my mom had an accident: she fell down the stairs when she got home after being ran over by a bus on her way to the groceries. Now she's palletized at the hospital." (see: hospitalized or being sedated or under coma)

"INITIATE PALLETIZATION SEQUENCE." (robo-computer command to render target immobile or otherwise obliterated to smithereens)

"Oh yes, baby, palletize me harder!" (see: sexual intercourse, penetration, BDSM)

"All your pallets are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha." (popular line from the 1991 video game Zero Wing)

"Son, you are palletized for a week! Go to your room now and stay there!" (see: grounded, chastised)

"A man was palletized to death in Saudi Arabia." (see: stoning to death or similar form of execution and/or torture)

"My daughter is no longer a virgin. She's been palletized." (see: losing your virginity and/or getting pregnant)
Palletized by Unicorns R For Pussies September 7, 2013

Palletshipping 

One of the couples in Pokemon. Shigeru/Gary and Satoshi/Ash are together, this couple is also called Shishi or ShigeSato.
In America's Pokemon, (dubbed) there are hints for Pokeshipping, (Kasumi/Misty and Satoshi/Ash) but in Japanese version, there are hints for Palletshipping. There aren't much people who likes Palletshipping in America, but there are alot in Japan.
One of the mangas of Pokemon, it says that Ash is gay and likes Shigeru.
In Japan, Palletshipping used to be a big hit, 11 years ago, (Wow.) when Pokemon anime first came out.
Palletshipping by WanBlueTenshi December 9, 2008

planetists 

A group of people fighting for planet equality.
Person A: Yo man, why is Venus so horrible?
Person B: Hey dude, watch it, don't discriminate against planets?
Person A: Oh yeah? Who do you think you are?
Person B: I'm part of the Planetists!
Person A: What the eff is that?
Person B: Like a feminist, but for planets, dude.
planetists by NumberOnePlanetist January 20, 2019

Roxanne Pallett 

A lying scumbag who falsely accused Ryan Thomas of assaulting her on Celebrity Big Brother and is now hated by the whole of the UK.
You would not want to be near Roxanne Pallett she will scream assault!
Roxanne Pallett by THEALTRIGHT September 3, 2018

Gary Pallister Toast 

A large to middling size portion of toast which has had ejaculate spread on it by a butter-knife
Here you go my dear, I've made you a nice slice of Gary Pallister toast
Gary Pallister Toast by Eric the Red December 15, 2004
A person fighting for planet equality.
Person A: Yo man, why is Venus so awful?
Person B: Hey dude, don't discriminate against Venus like that!
Person A: Oh Yeah?!?! Who do you think you are?
Person B: I'm a Planetist!
Person A: What eff is that?
Person B: It's like Feminist but for Planets!
Planetist by NumberOnePlanetist January 27, 2019