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A god among all who live and some who don't

An ultimate being
<ruler>I am the payum of this land!
<peasant>(cowers in fear)uuuu..u.u.u.u..u.....mm
Payum by Payum January 23, 2004
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pussy payments 

(noun) An arrangement between a man and a woman who are dating or are good friends in which case the woman trades her man sex in exchange for goods or services. Such an arrangement is also mereferred to as hoing, whoring, prostituting, etc.
Nikki was talking to his grandma, and was telling her about the arrangement he and his true love Betsy had as far as pussy payments were concerned. Rolling her eyes as she began, Grandma told him, "Grandson, you about stupid as all hell. 'Pussy payments'? Humphhh, child, that's just plain ol' whoring, Mr. Two Degrees".
pussy payments by Nikki Stixx August 21, 2020
Related Words
Payum • paymaker • payman • palumbo • Payam • payment • Paymon • PaymoneyWubby • Payu • piyum
A springtime cocktail made with Maker's Mark, Prosecco, dry vermouth and lime juice.
On a sunny Friday after getting paid, I like to sit on the patio and drink my Paymaker with great friends.
Paymaker by RoccoMom May 3, 2019

Paymoneywubby 

T.J. Miller, but he likes little hands, and green screen suits. He also dislikes proscuitto, and streams for children. He definitely does "not" diddle kids.
You should go watch paymoneywubby at twitch.tv/paymoneywubby . Give him your money bc he needs it. He must buy more rubber ducks.
Paymoneywubby by Totally Not Bridge September 28, 2018

paymentsgeek 

Someone who is really into payments and payments technology, particularly finding ways to reduce friction. Generally used to describe someone who works at Modo.
Guy1: Bruce sure has a lot of opinions about cryptocurrency.
Guy2: Yeah, he's a total paymentsgeek.
paymentsgeek by 5am.b February 4, 2019

Daryl Palumbo 

Lead singer in Glassjaw and his side project Head Automatica(makes you do all kinds of funny things, like dance in your seat.) These bands are simply amazing. Also helped write songs for Finch.
Person 1: I love glassjaw.
Person 45: I love Head Automatica.
Person 532: I love Daryl Palumbo, he is the singer for both those great bands.
Person 764: I agree.
Daryl Palumbo by &eskimo; April 12, 2006
- Payam is great name which define the personality of selfless and kind people who cares about his family and friends more than you can even imagine ,, if you have the friend with this name never lose it because you will miss him in your heart someday,payam always try to make you have better version of yourself ,, you can get great advice because he is the kind of guy who listen the every word you say to help you with . Payam care about humanitarian , seeks to promote human welfare; a philanthropist.
altruist, benefactor, patron
The most kind people deep down have the payam name
Payam by Maryamm August 17, 2018
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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