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A really cute, smart, nice girl that would do anything to make friends happy. She is also elegant but competitive if you tell her she can't do something that she will prove you’re wrong because she is very talented. When it comes to relationships, you can never lie to her. No questions. She's the sweetest and most thoughtful person in the world.
A: How to pronounce “Pattlys”?
P: em… can be “Pat-ti-lys” or just calling “Pat” haha
Pattlys by Pamelala November 21, 2021
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An organization or business, that struggles to maintain professionalism and overall stability. Unless they get their act together, they'll continue to be looked down upon.

It is also popular in Jamaica.
Scenario 1
Business: I'm sorry, but we're unable to do that for you. Our systems are not working.
Customer: what is this? A pattyshop?!

Scenario 2 - Jamaican
UTECH/UWI: *is being very difficult, for no reason at all*
Jamaican: kinda bloodclaat pattyshop dis?! Kmt!
Pattyshop by HadesEX October 10, 2019

Nickity Nack the Pattys Back 

verb: the act of returning the patty to its original location; rarely achieved by the average person
Nickity Nack the Pattys back! Scotty brought the patty back when he hit a homerun!
A small to medium company trying to make it big, but never will
I ordered a package like 5 weeks ago.., how much longer do i have to wait?

Pattyshop: uhhh, im not seeing anything on our systems, are you sure you placed an order?
pattyshop by Don_Giovanni June 27, 2007

st. pattyshit 

When you are on the commode, drop a big one, and get up to look at it before whipping your ass (like everyone does), you notice that your shit has a green or greenish tint. This is usually caused by the consumption of a lot of green vegetables in proportion to anything else.
"Hey man, do you see that vegan over there? I bet he had to take a st. pattyshit this morning."

Pattyshakes

When a man called Patrick, Patrik or a man with any other spelling of the name starts to shake uncontrollably as a result of a horrible, possibly antisemitic joke or meme. The shaking occurs because in the situation not being socially acceptable to laugh out loud.
-Hey Pat, look at this meme about *insert dark humour joke*
Pat: *shakes uncontrollably*
- Oh lord he has the Pattyshakes
Pattyshakes by swamparoony November 9, 2018

Pattysexual

Someone who is a simp for myg,ale and moni but also others. This someone is particularly interested in their eye bulbs
Person 1; hey what's your sexuality?

Person 2; im pattysexual. I like them hot girls.i wanna take them sexy eye bulbs

Person 1: that's ....cool ....someone call the police
Pattysexual by Patty herself January 16, 2021