Pattlys

A really cute, smart, nice girl that would do anything to make friends happy. She is also elegant but competitive if you tell her she can't do something that she will prove you’re wrong because she is very talented. When it comes to relationships, you can never lie to her. No questions. She's the sweetest and most thoughtful person in the world.

A: How to pronounce “Pattlys”?
P: em… can be “Pat-ti-lys” or just calling “Pat” haha

by Pamelala November 21, 2021

Pattyshop

An organization or business, that struggles to maintain professionalism and overall stability. Unless they get their act together, they'll continue to be looked down upon.

It is also popular in Jamaica.

Scenario 1
Business: I'm sorry, but we're unable to do that for you. Our systems are not working.
Customer: what is this? A pattyshop?!

Scenario 2 - Jamaican
UTECH/UWI: *is being very difficult, for no reason at all*
Jamaican: kinda bloodclaat pattyshop dis?! Kmt!

by HadesEX October 10, 2019

Nickity Nack the Pattys Back

verb: the act of returning the patty to its original location; rarely achieved by the average person

Nickity Nack the Pattys back! Scotty brought the patty back when he hit a homerun!

by patsajak4life June 29, 2011

pattyshop

A small to medium company trying to make it big, but never will

I ordered a package like 5 weeks ago.., how much longer do i have to wait?

Pattyshop: uhhh, im not seeing anything on our systems, are you sure you placed an order?

by Don_Giovanni June 27, 2007

st. pattyshit

When you are on the commode, drop a big one, and get up to look at it before whipping your ass (like everyone does), you notice that your shit has a green or greenish tint. This is usually caused by the consumption of a lot of green vegetables in proportion to anything else.

"Hey man, do you see that vegan over there? I bet he had to take a st. pattyshit this morning."

by collegestudent2013 April 23, 2009

Pattyshakes

When a man called Patrick, Patrik or a man with any other spelling of the name starts to shake uncontrollably as a result of a horrible, possibly antisemitic joke or meme. The shaking occurs because in the situation not being socially acceptable to laugh out loud.

-Hey Pat, look at this meme about *insert dark humour joke*
Pat: *shakes uncontrollably*
- Oh lord he has the Pattyshakes

by swamparoony November 9, 2018

Pattysexual

Someone who is a simp for myg,ale and moni but also others. This someone is particularly interested in their eye bulbs

Person 1; hey what's your sexuality?

Person 2; im pattysexual. I like them hot girls.i wanna take them sexy eye bulbs

Person 1: that's ....cool ....someone call the police

by Patty herself January 16, 2021