Pattysexual

Someone who is a simp for myg,ale and moni but also others. This someone is particularly interested in their eye bulbs

Person 1; hey what's your sexuality?

Person 2; im pattysexual. I like them hot girls.i wanna take them sexy eye bulbs

Person 1: that's ....cool ....someone call the police

Pattysexual by Patty herself January 16, 2021

pastasexual 

adj -ly, -ler, -lest

1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..

n

1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. A person who is a flipping fool

John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.

pastasexual by Irondp07andDrumnkyle July 20, 2020

Pantsexual 

Someone who chooses to engage in sexual intercourse while wearing pants for whatever reason and no one questions it. Parody of the word "pansexual"

"I'm a pantsexual and have sex with my pants on because I feel like it, simple"

Pantsexual by MikeJunt December 16, 2011

partysexual 

Someone whose sexual behaviour changes completely in a party or club environment; usually due to the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

"Man, this morning was rough! I woke up completely hungover on a futon with twelve other people! It's even worse than last weekend!"

"You are such a partysexual!"

partysexual by namehere9999 April 1, 2010

paysexual 

someone who will perform gay or straight acts of any kind for money.

That hooker on the corner is paysexual, they have been picked up by a man and a woman.

paysexual by BigDaddyJJ October 11, 2009

pansysexual 

Some one who is in love with pansy Parkinson

Person 1: she’s inlove with pansy Parkinson

Person 2: yeah she’s pansysexual

pansysexual by Pansyschick December 30, 2020

Pantsexual 

Pantsexual

A term referring to the unique sexual orientation where the gender or orientation of a love interest doesn't matter as long as they have excellent taste in trousers.

Steve: I met this guy on the subway yesterday. He was pretty cute.

Tim: I didn't know you were gay.

Steve: I'm actually pantsexual. You see, he was wearing some very sexy pants.

Pantsexual by NK-Penne October 12, 2012