Patronous
Your patronous is a Capuchin Monkey.
Patronous by HeavyClawRptor September 21, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
to expecto patronum it up
Originating from the spell "expecto patronum", as used in the Harry Potter novels. Used by both wizards and witches to fend off Dementors with a white shield of positive energy.
I just thought of something: you and I are part penguin and part llama. However, you can only have one patronus. Which one of us would have which patronus?? Guess we'll have to expecto patronum it up when you get home.
to expecto patronum it up by penguillamango December 16, 2010
Related Words
Expecto Patronum
Me: Severus Help Me a dementor is trying to take my soul
Severus: EXPECTO PATRONUM YOU SOUL SUCKING FIEND
Severus: EXPECTO PATRONUM YOU SOUL SUCKING FIEND
Expecto Patronum by Severuslover19 August 28, 2020
Patronus
A defensive spell which produces a sort of animal guardian; Charm used to protect one against dementors
Patronus by pepitalalalala December 26, 2019
expecto patronads
one of the wizard swears used in the popular youtube video potter puppet pals in "wizard swears".
used to insult other wizards
or to distract them so you can run away
and to poke fun at the spell expecto patronum used to ward off dementors from azkaban as used in the books and movies
used to insult other wizards
or to distract them so you can run away
and to poke fun at the spell expecto patronum used to ward off dementors from azkaban as used in the books and movies
expecto patronads by savannahstarship4 February 24, 2008
erecto patronum
A spell cast by an attractive female on a male or group of males. As she walks into the room, the spell is cast and all males who make eye contact with the woman receive instant erections.
Side Note: The spell can be cast without the attractive female's knowing but by simply dressing provocatively.
Side Note: The spell can be cast without the attractive female's knowing but by simply dressing provocatively.
Ex: As the gorgeous model walked into the room, erecto patronum was cast and all of the male photographers received boners visibly seen protruding through their pants.
erecto patronum by BHBandit December 1, 2013
conjuring a patronus
conjuring a patronus by kp-ob December 13, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
Smut Fanfiction
Smut Fanfiction
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026