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THE PATRONI HAT TRICK
is when when you go on a first date with a girl and you take the girl to a movie, mcdonalds and she gives you felatio in your car at the end of the date lol
joey:where did you go on your date last night ??
mario: nothing special i gave her THE PATRONI HAT TRICK''
mario: nothing special i gave her THE PATRONI HAT TRICK''
THE PATRONI HAT TRICK by BRUISER4LIFE May 25, 2010
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Patronize
To give someone the appearance that you're speaking to them kindly, when you're actually insulting & belittling them.
"I got you a mask to wear so nobody can see your ugly face." (Guy #1)
"Man, don't patronize me!" (Guy #2)
"I was only trying to help you so you don't embarrass yourself or scare anyone." (Guy #1)
"Muthafucka, stop patronizing me!" (Guy #2)
"My bad. I'm sorry I keep bringing up how ugly you are. It's not your fault you look like that." (Guy #1)
"Man, fuck you!" (Guy #2)
"Man, don't patronize me!" (Guy #2)
"I was only trying to help you so you don't embarrass yourself or scare anyone." (Guy #1)
"Muthafucka, stop patronizing me!" (Guy #2)
"My bad. I'm sorry I keep bringing up how ugly you are. It's not your fault you look like that." (Guy #1)
"Man, fuck you!" (Guy #2)
Patronize by JustMeJoeKing October 31, 2018
Patranine
I just visited my cousin Jake in New Hampshire, his dad is my dad's brother. Jake's mom's sister's daughter was also there, she is Jake's cousin and my patranine. She was hot.
Patranine by SonsyEpicMap February 22, 2021
patronizing
patronizing by Hemera 🌺 January 8, 2015
patronaberry fairy
an amazing person who follows you around and blesses you with PATRONABERRY! (A cocktail made with blueberry vodka Patron and sprite.)
patronaberry fairy by shandrajomama September 23, 2009
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A)
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B)
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