Patroclus

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Achilles' boyfriend
It shouldn't be surmised from the above phrase that Achilles was gay, because he was also banging Brisseis.
In any case he was bi.

Ajax: Achilles, Hector wasted your boyfriend Patroclus, who was wearing your armor and a red garter belt. Now Hector has both your armor and the garter belt.
Achilles: What?? I told him countless times that only black garter belts are worn with armor!
Im gonna beat the shit outta that Hector dude as soon as I finish banging Brisseis.

Patroclus by Hugh G Rection May 1, 2006

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Patroclus

A tall, frosty, beverage!

Mmmmm! Nothing like a good patroclus after a long day!

Go get your own Patroclus, You tall-frosty-beverage stealer!

Patroclus by Pattypoo December 23, 2004

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Doing the Achilles and Patroclus

When you and your homie are in such a loving relationship that you really aren’t homies anymore.

Mark: Dude, me and my homie Carl are so close. I would like, die for him. I love him so much.
Jeff: Damn, are you guys are doing the Achilles and Patroclus?

Doing the Achilles and Patroclus by ArcticLava21 November 9, 2019

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achilles-patroclus

The famous gay love between the Greek soldier Achilles and his comrade Patroclus. Achilles tried to kill Homer to avenge Patroclus' death.
Refers to any gay love between to cool dudes.

Man, Steve and Kevin are way to badass to be gay!
No dude, they have an achilles-patroclus thing going on.

achilles-patroclus by CCloud November 14, 2013

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achilles and patroclus

really good friends...

my history teacher: achilles and patroclus were very close best friends
song of achilles readers:

achilles and patroclus by daughterofacop March 15, 2025

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Patronus

A defensive spell which produces a sort of animal guardian; Charm used to protect one against dementors

Harry's patronus is a deer while Hermione"s is an otter.

Patronus by pepitalalalala December 26, 2019

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conjuring a patronus

When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.

The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus!

conjuring a patronus by kp-ob December 13, 2018

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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