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Patrolling the Mojave 

The Fallout: New Vegas equivalent of the Arrow to the knee meme from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, originating from the generic dialog lines spoken by NCR troopers throughout the game.
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter." -Anonymous NCR Trooper.

Patrolling 

Searching for a spot to do you. Seeking a destination to perform a particular and in few cases ethically questionable action.
"Paul got some flowers, let's get patrolling in the park for a sesh."

"There is too many ratchets patrolling the club tonight."
Patrolling by SpliffBoom March 13, 2014

parboiling 

Referring to project cars or a car that’s only “half baked” and still needs a lot of work.
Hey man have you seen Jimmy’s RX7 build?”
“Yeah it’s still torn apart but he’s driving it. he’s parboiling.”
parboiling by TheYeetRetreat December 26, 2021

prolling 

To relieve ones scrotum of itch by way of pinching and rolling.
pinching+rolling=prolling

Nobody ever really 'scratches their balls', it is an outdated and inaccurate phrase. All dudes know that the real technique to relieve that discomfort is to pinch and roll. However, 'pinch and roll' can't be used conveniently in a conversation, so a better term was required. Such was the background for the creation of prolling.

Prolling is to be used primarily (although not limited to) as a verb. It also may be used as a noun (more on that below in the example sentences).

This was long overdue in masculinity. If you ever really went hard and all-out clawed your sack like you would a mosquito bite, you're sick in the head. Be nice to your gonads, give 'em that first class, gentle proll treatment.

THE REVOLUTION IS HERE! PROLL ON MEN!
soon to be in the dictionary
"Hold up bro, I'm prolling."

"I just prolled so hard yo."
"I just had the best proll sesh." (used as a noun)

"What are you doing! Why is your hand in your pants?!"
"Relax, I'm just prolling, I needed to."
prolling by prollgod November 30, 2016

Prolling 

Trolling somebody, instead it's pro. PROLLING.
Prolling -

Proller: YOUR MUM SLUT, PROLLED.
Prolling by PROLLING October 30, 2011

tonsil patroling 

When the person recieving the blowjob, reach the back on the tonsils, and either holds the mouth their or ejaculates while the penis is completely down here throat.
Young Jeezy- Song: Tear that pussy up: "I got the tool in her throat, I'm just tonsil patroling man"