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The greatest person in the world! He rules!
He is a billionaire
Patirck by Anonymous May 8, 2003
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Patrick Kent 

If you ever meet a Patrick Kent, you’ll feel well-being, success, good fortune and delight. You’ll laugh uncontrollably. His intellect, creativity, amazing sunset photos and smile will warm your heart.

Patrick Kent has spiritual power; he’s evolved, open and real. His mind is fast, in control, patient. He loves himself and shows off his excellent qualities and self worth.

He is a beautiful and wise soul and will turn your heart inside out. He teaches that men can truly respect women and enjoys the goddess next to him, feeding self respect and self worth that grow and stay with you forever.

Patrick Kent is a force, the most amazing man in existence and any woman who appreciates his heart will reach her own peace. She will wish him a life of love, happiness, growth and fulfillment. Divine Bliss.
Girl 1: Damn, that guy’s sexy as fuck. Who is he?

Girl 2: That’s Patrick Kent. He’s all about respect, heart and soul.

Girl 1: He’s lit.

Girl 2: Girl, you don’t even know.
Patrick Kent by Eye.of.Ra April 13, 2019

Patrick Shwavy 

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born. (Coined by Noel Miller)
Rebecca: "I pulled a big Patrick Shwavy when I sent those dick pics to my dad instead of my boyfriend."

Sarah: "Oh shit, big Patrick Shwavy."

Patrick Stump 

1) The leader singer of fall out boy.
2) A 30 year old man that has worn many hats in his days yet rocks the fedora everytime.
3) A cuddly man who's hip rolls during sugar were going down swing in' gives feels to all fangirls.
"Whos the short man who can't reach his microphone stand?" "Oh that's just Patrick stump, Pete's gotta help him with his stand."
Patrick Stump by Theshadypenguin August 12, 2014

Patrick Schwavy

1. Getting extremely intoxicated to the point where you mistake a kid with cerebral palsy for a kid who got in a car accident.

2. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, while extremely intoxicated, that you wish you were never born.
Yoooo lets get Patrick Schwavy'd lol it's lit
Patrick Schwavy by CHamel3 December 16, 2019

patrick shwavy 

when you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.
“One time I got drunk before going to my friends senior prom. A few weeks prior I heard about this one kid getting into a real bad car accident that went there. I’m all patrick shwavy, and I see this kid in a wheelchair and I thought it was him, so I go, “Hey man how you feeling?” and he didn’t reply. I then asked, “How long you gonna be in the wheelchair for?”, and my friend Sam stopped me and was like, “Yo! He’s got Cerebal Palsy. He’s gonna be in that wheelchair for life..”. It obviously wasn’t the right kid. The kid in the car accident actually fucking died, and I didn’t know that.”
patrick shwavy by yunggmaddie December 16, 2019

Patrick Swayze 

Noun: An endearing “ditto” response to a message from a loved one as noted in the movie Ghost, one of the greatest love stories of all time.
Message: Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!
Response: Patrick Swayze!
Patrick Swayze by guysm1ley November 27, 2020
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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