Pastorism 

A group of body lead by a 'pastor' who might not really obey the traditional and biblical teachings of religious texts or any religion they identify with. In which the rules and teachings are from the 'pastor' instead of religious texts.

That's a common occurrence of pastorism, because they make up their own rules and teachings instead of basing it on the bible.

Pastorism by Dntblvcuzthysyso October 20, 2023

Pastaism

Someone who loves pasta like a certain Italian satanic dancer

Doitsu fears the cult of pastaism

Pastaism by Smol mishka October 10, 2018

Jaco Pastorius 

Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.

Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented

Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.

Jaco Pastorius by alex June 24, 2003

pastorama 

Your butt on steroids your body on crack.

Fuck it bitch fuckit it like MXY PANYME

pastorama by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Pastism 

The belief that pasta has distinctive characteristics determined by their factory workers and that this endows some pasta with an intrinsic superiority over other varieties.

Hatred or intolerance of one pasta type over others.

Lauren opened her box of Spiral Macaroni and Cheese to find one, lonely macaroni noodle in the mix. Lauren did not like this because she believes in Pastism.

Matt (the coolest guy ever, who Lauren adored) deleted his cute, awesome, most bestest friend in the world from facebook because he had reason to believe that she wasa fan of Pastism.

Pastism by MeowMeowRawr611 November 25, 2011

patrism 

the act performed by a certain bald headed nonce onto an underage child. normally includes oral sex and/or intense sexual actvities e.g naked twister

no sir i dont want to experience patrism im only 9

patrism by patsdadd May 2, 2019

Pastorized 

When you or someone you know has been touched inappropriately by a pastor.

That poor boy has been pastorized

Pastorized by Consuela October 28, 2019